In your opinion, who's responsibity is it?

[ACEIV]

10. "Pull my finger!"
9. "You kiss better than daddy!"
8. "Do you have any Midol?"
7. "I would like to talk to you about Amway"
6. "Will you pop a zit for me?"
5. Start playing Another One Bites the Dust over and over
4. "Want to see a cool rash?"
3. "My brother is my next appointment"
2. "Couldn't tell I changed my sex, could you?"
1. "Were you in?"

Case closed

[SofaKingFun]

I guess since Centaur came clean, I might as well too.

Let me go on record here and say...

Scarlett, when we next meet, I am *totally* taking advantage of you. I won't go into detail here as to the exact how's or what's, just know that it will be naughty, hard-core, and hella' fun! But, yes, without question; totally taking advantage of you.

As for me overstaying the scheduled time. Yup. That's almost a certainty. So when you want me to leave, all you have to do is tell me that you forgot to pick up the chicken pot pies and I am freakin' outta' there! I may seem upset, and I probably will be, but I'll get over it, I promise, always do. But you'll be surprised how quickly I'm gone.


On the other hand, if you put a couple in the oven, be prepared to tuck me in for the night 'cuz secks and chicken pot pies make me sleepy. I would probably offer to rub your feet or something sweet and sexy like that, but dont fall for it, cuz it's probably not going to happen....

What!? I just told you that secks and chicken pot pies put me to sleep. Did you forget what I said, Little Miss Selfish? Geez!

See? This is why I can't ever be honest with you, because you always make it about you. So just forget I even mentioned the whole foot thing, alright?

I just wanted to clear the air and to let you know that my intentions are pure and completely dishonorable...just how you like them.

Thanck you for letting me get this off of my chest. I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off of me from carrying all of this around for so long.

And thanck you for being such a good sport and for being such an amazing and awesome woman!


...but still...*totally* going to take advantage of you! Yum!


*chuckles*

Warmest regards,
SofaKingFun

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[Guest021716-4]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I guess since Centaur came clean, I might as well too.

Let me go on record here and say...

Scarlett, when we next meet, I am *totally* taking advantage of you. I won't go into detail here as to the exact how's or what's, just know that it will be naughty, hard-core, and hella' fun! But, yes, without question; totally taking advantage of you.

As for me overstaying the scheduled time. Yup. That's almost a certainty. So when you want me to leave, all you have to do is tell me that you forgot to pick up the chicken pot pies and I am freakin' outta' there! I may seem upset, and I probably will be, but I'll get over it, I promise, always do. But you'll be surprised how quickly I'm gone.


On the other hand, if you put a couple in the oven, be prepared to tuck me in for the night 'cuz secks and chicken pot pies make me sleepy. I would probably offer to rub your feet or something sweet and sexy like that, but dont fall for it, cuz it's probably not going to happen....

What!? I just told you that secks and chicken pot pies put me to sleep. Did you forget what I said, Little Miss Selfish? Geez!

See? This is why I can't ever be honest with you, because you always make it about you. So just forget I even mentioned the whole foot thing, alright?

I just wanted to clear the air and to let you know that my intentions are pure and completely dishonorable...just how you like them.

Thanck you for letting me get this off of my chest. I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off of me from carrying all of this around for so long.

And thanck you for being such a good sport and for being such an amazing and awesome woman!


...but still...*totally* going to take advantage of you! Yum!


*chuckles*

Warmest regards,
SofaKingFun

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You are such a tease, Sofa. 3 words....Chicken Pot Pie, fucker!

Doug, thank you. If you don't ® that, I AM going to use it.

And you boys best be on your toes with this time management, because Nikki White, Queen of Kegels, is the new Capo!! Capesh?

I am a pro. I don't need a damn clock, in the room! That's not how I roIl. I do keep one somewhere. That's not the issue, people!! I know what time it is, literally and figuratively.

[Claire She Blows]

SofaKing! OMFG!!

[NikkiWhite]

Just give me the word boss Nikki the Knuckles will get em outta there.


( and fyi when us non clock watchers put a clock nearby u guys watch it then u overthink ur orgasm and it doesnt happen because ya think im gonna kick u out on the hour.)

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

You are such a tease, Sofa. 3 words....Chicken Pot Pie, fucker!

(technically that wuz four, but we're not splitting atoms here, so it's cool. TeeHee! )

3 back at'cha'.
I'mma' eat it!

*before you start, "I'mma'", is one of those metric words so it counts as one.
I called it!

{nipkisses!}

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

SofaKing! OMFG!!

Awwwmm, Claire used the "F"-letter!

Shocked, Claire! That's what I am. I've never heard you use such profanity in the history of ever. mg:

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Just give me the word boss Nikki the Knuckles will get em outta there.


( and fyi when us non clock watchers put a clock nearby u guys watch it then u overthink ur orgasm and it doesnt happen because ya think im gonna kick u out on the hour.)

Knicky Knuckles. I like it!

But if you do set out a clock, and such a scenario happens, as suggested, that's *your* fault for making us thinck about stuff we shouldn't be thincking about.

Just know that knife cuts both ways, though, cuz as a professional, it just means that *someone* might just have to work a little harder to see things through.

**Oh No he did NOT just say that!**

Lmao!

(Dives back into his foxhole, hunkers down, squenches eyes closed, and plugs ears)

I was *kidding*, knuckles!
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[NikkiWhite]

Hahaha sfk its a rare anomaly for someone to leave without getting that pop but I feel having the clock visuble in the room distracting to the goal we are trying to reach.

The first thing I do when checking in is unplug the alarm clock.

I have other ways of figuring out the time, like suppose the tv is on

Well he came in at the beginning of law and order now I hear another episode starting, or like a few guys suggested be aware of what song u have reached in your playlist as a gauge for time.

And I mean im Knikki Knuckles so if u cross me theres always a chance of losing ur thumbs if you stay too long lol jk jk

[Guest021716-4]

See!! Exactly!! Nikki Knuckles Knows....

[SofaKingFun]

"a rare anomaly"?

That's cuz Knicky Knuckles don't offer no Chikkin Pot Pie & Desert specials.

And *please*, no TV.(lezzie porn, being the exception. Lol)..and no shiny objects...glitter..brass knuckles..switchblades..tommy guns...nuclear warheads..farm animals..vermin..critters...mo b bossess....gangsta's..hood rats...project chicks...Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies...penguins...race cars...boats...anything that might distract *those* that are easily distracted.

No, seriously. Cuz if *some people* get distracted the "happy" part of that ending might go, "sleep with the fishes"...just sayin'

Capisce?

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[Centaur]

I just assumed all happy hoogers had internal timers as part of their standard suite of superpowers, along with their Catwoman-like mastery of their kegels.

If Nikki's a capo, who's the underboss? Presumably it would have to be someone who likes being on the bottom.

[fun2come]

Well, Nikki (a.k.a Knikki Knuckles) has a certain powerful way to show your time's up.

She can squeeze you out, so to say ...

[NikkiWhite]

* puts her switchblades, tommyguns, and project chicks in the closet*

no fun sfk no fun

And yea f2c , u should see the progress I have made w the ping pong balls.

[SofaKingFun]

Ping-Pong?
I used to have a bro/sis pair of Siamese cats named Ping and Pong. True story. Heh!

But back to Knicky Knuckles pinging and pinging balling...

Do you use a Flexolite Ping-Pong Paddle like Forest Gump?

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[NikkiWhite]

No im serving the balls with a much different piece of equipment lol

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

No im serving the balls with a much different piece of equipment lol

{thincking}

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...?

{totally confused}

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Ohhhh!!!

You have one of those things they use to sling those clay targets..you know the ones they shoot for shotgun practice; trap and skeet, I believe it's called..

So that would mean that piece of equipment would be called skeet slinger, then, wouldnt it?

Silly girl! You had me stumped for a minute, there.

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