Main Menu |
|
Most Favorited Images |
|
Recently Uploaded Images |
|
Most Liked Images |
|
Top Reviewers |
| cockalatte |
650 |
| MoneyManMatt |
490 |
| Jon Bon |
408 |
| Still Looking |
399 |
| samcruz |
399 |
| Harley Diablo |
377 |
| honest_abe |
362 |
| George Spelvin |
327 |
| DFW_Ladies_Man |
313 |
| Starscream66 |
309 |
| Chung Tran |
288 |
| lupegarland |
287 |
| nicemusic |
285 |
| You&Me |
281 |
| sharkman29 |
263 |
|
|
Top Posters |
| DallasRain | 71492 | | biomed1 | 69629 | | Yssup Rider | 63053 | | gman44 | 55495 | | LexusLover | 51038 | | offshoredrilling | 49949 | | WTF | 48272 | | pyramider | 46452 | | bambino | 45667 | | The_Waco_Kid | 41092 | | CryptKicker | 37436 | | Dr-epg | 36633 | | Mokoa | 36516 | | Chung Tran | 36100 | | Still Looking | 35944 |
|
|
10-06-2013, 12:26 AM
|
#1
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 28, 2012
Location: Tel Aviv
Posts: 6,287
|
A Haiku for LolaBrea01@gmail.com
Longing to touch you
Smiling joyfully yet far
Thank God for gee mail contacts
|
|
Quote
 | 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 01:25 AM
|
#2
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 2, 2012
Location: Dallas
Posts: 390
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Longing to touch you
Smiling joyfully yet far
Thank God for gee mail contacts
|
LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.
Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.
Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile
|
|
|
Quote
| 3 users liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 05:30 AM
|
#3
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Asteroid M
Posts: 1,059
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Looking41today
LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.
Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.
Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile
|
Lmao
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 08:54 AM
|
#4
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
Posts: 5,005
|
It's not a Haiku, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.
Your beauty is overrated
Your pussy, well, overstated
Your White Knights are obsessed
Now you are Banned, I hope you get some rest
The OP is delusional
The Meds he takes aren't seasonal
He used to worship a maiden named Tara
Who knows maybe one day there will be a Farrah
Back to the one called Lola
The one who eats Strombola
Me thinks if Shep were to read this
Betwixt his reviews and a piss
That his tale was all about Pout, Pout, Pout
How comical it is now, that the Messican took herself OUT, OUT, OUT
|
|
|
Quote
| 6 users liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 08:59 AM
|
#5
|
|
Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:09 AM
|
#6
|
|
Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Manslut Manslut Manslut
Was such a little Nut
He didn't know when too shut up.
Now you can go back into your little rutt and strut
Cowboys RAWK
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:10 AM
|
#7
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
Posts: 5,005
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tara Evans
Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this.
|
Tara, if you wanna fuck me just say so
But my answer will always be 'Hell No'
(sorry the theme was supposed to be Haiku's, oh well)
Btw, you followed my post so that makes you the stalker,
You fucking LOOSER, get a life, TOO, I RAWK
(did I leave anything out?)...Oh yeah, GO COWGIRLS !!!
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:11 AM
|
#8
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 26, 2011
Location: North Dallas Area
Posts: 1,840
|
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:18 AM
|
#9
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 2, 2012
Location: Dallas
Posts: 390
|
I don't agree with what a lot of people write. We go back and forth, not a big deal. It's kind of fun, actually. it stops being fun when someone gets really stupid. Most of the poem, kind of funny. The term you used though is like using the N word for blacks, very derrogatory. I am personally offended by your crude, insensitive, and uneducated tone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ManSlut
It's not a Haiku, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.
Your beauty is overrated
Your pussy, well, overstated
Your White Knights are obsessed
Now you are Banned, I hope you get some rest
The OP is delusional
The Meds he takes aren't seasonal
He used to worship a maiden named Tara
Who knows maybe one day there will be a Farrah
Back to the one called Lola
The one who eats Strombola
Me thinks if Shep were to read this
Betwixt his reviews and a piss
That his tale was all about Pout, Pout, Pout
How comical it is now, that the Messican took herself OUT, OUT, OUT
|
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:22 AM
|
#10
|
|
Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Manslut if you paid me a million bucks I still wouldn't fuck you. If your little small Dick was the last Dick on this planet that would be a help fucking NO! Now lets see have I missed anything??? I don't think so. But it is sweet how you wake up and you be the one too write something about Tara.
Tara RAWKS
|
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:26 AM
|
#11
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 30, 2012
Location: Slutsville, TX
Posts: 5,005
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Looking41today
I don't agree with what a lot of people write. We go back and forth, not a big deal. It's kind of fun, actually. it stops being fun when someone gets really stupid. Most of the poem, kind of funny. The term you used though is like using the N word for blacks, very derrogatory. I am personally offends by your crude, insensitive, and uneducated tone.
|
Now that deserves a non-humorous response. I am 50% Latino (South American) so I think your are overthinking this situation.
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 09:46 AM
|
#12
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 4, 2012
Location: Freedonia
Posts: 6,254
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tara Evans
Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this.
|
Consider yourself officially stalked by me sweetheart... Muah!
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 10:32 AM
|
#13
|
|
Account Disabled
User ID: 679
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Galleria
Posts: 8,364
My ECCIE Reviews
|
Being stalked by you would be all right by me.:-)
|
|
|
Quote
| 5 users liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 11:33 AM
|
#14
|
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 30, 2012
Location: dallas,tx
Posts: 6,478
|
i do not have a dog in this fight. although i like Tara's pink underwear. is sir ron mexico also in trouble? what did he do? i missed that part of this story?
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
10-06-2013, 01:40 PM
|
#15
|
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 28, 2012
Location: Tel Aviv
Posts: 6,287
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Looking41today
LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.
Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.
Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile
|
Yes, I should take the word contacts out. I liked your Haiku better, anyway.
Tara - would you like a Haiku to be written for you?
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post |
|
|
AMPReviews.net |
|
Find Ladies |
|
Hot Women |
|
