Car Sex No-No

[jackfengshui]

Flashing brake lights!

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/201...nt-rhino-halts

[Guest012716-1]

Keep your feet off that break peddle! He sure folded fast, why didn't he say she was his girlfriend?

[fatoldguy]

Must have been one heck of a head banging...

[Maximum4]

It's probably a hard thing to shift gears from all the blood going to your Johnson to going to your brain. I seriously doubt most can think straight in that situation.

If you're going to do the car thing, you better fucking park someplace smart. That's why I've not done the Bianca thing. Too much exposure IMHO.

[JONBALLS]

its the opposite when your driving down the interstate

youll tend to press the accelerater down ..

youll be topping 90 in no time

no matter how hard you try

and dont get her head jammed under the steering wheel and your thigh or you may take a ride through the median

shame if she ends up with a neck brace....or funny, crank that head, shove it under the wheel and take a right turn

always use your turn signal then pull off the knob and shove it in her cooter

make sure she wears loose fitting clothing for turn signal knob in ass move

[Gotyour6]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

its the opposite when your driving down the interstate

youll tend to press the accelerater down ..

youll be topping 90 in no time

no matter how hard you try

and dont get her head jammed under the steering wheel and your thigh or you may take a ride through the median

shame if she ends up with a neck brace....or funny, crank that head, shove it under the wheel and take a right turn

always use your turn signal then pull off the knob and shove it in her cooter

make sure she wears loose fitting clothing for turn signal knob in ass move

Cruise control

[CummingsLane]

Originally Posted by Gotyour6

Cruise control

The sad funny part about the story is that he wasn't driving. So why was his leg on the brake pedal and why couldn't he have kept his mouth shut. Now for a $50 bj she has to pay a 750 bond, plus lawyer fees, court costs and such. Hope it was a helluva BJ.

[JohnnyCap]

If your going to do the car thing, you have to know the names on the IDs.

$50 is cheap for a Spearmint Rhino girl isn't it? She has nice lips, not a great pic though.

Dude goes unnamed and throws her under the bus. I hope she has a friend to teach him a lesson.

[JONBALLS]

in 92 i got pulled over immediatly apon scouping some street meat on lyell.

another two car pulled up behind the first

the cops kept trying to accuse me of patronizing a prostitute

i kept saying NO

i dont date prostitutes

they kept accusing me

i said NO i dont date prostitutes

COP- yah , but you picked one up

ME--May be , but she waved me down and was looking to be pulled into a car

so i stopped to see if she was ok and the car sped off

COP- what is description of car

ME - looked like a ....uuhh ( turn towards her ) a silver .....toyota?

HER- yah,,, it was silver I know that and he was bothering me

COP sends two cruisers down lyell to "look" for silver toyota

COP - leaves her in my truck and takes both info and says sit tight

COP - we both know why you picked her up its time to tell the truth, you know shes a prostitute

ME- I know shes a prostitute , but NO , i dont date prostitutes

i would stop if a girl looked in distress no matter what, i dont care who or what she is

COP - same questions four times over

cop- visually frustrated throws my liscense back at me and tells me to get out of here and take her home......
tells her he better not see her back out for the night...

COP- sarcasticly......"have a nice night"

ME- thank you officer

[CummingsLane]

Exactly what you are supposed to do in a situation like that. Dont throw the poor girl under the bus for trying to take your load out of your lap.

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

in 92 i got pulled over immediatly apon scouping some street meat on lyell.

another two car pulled up behind the first

the cops kept trying to accuse me of patronizing a prostitute

i kept saying NO

i dont date prostitutes

they kept accusing me

i said NO i dont date prostitutes

COP- yah , but you picked one up

ME--May be , but she waved me down and was looking to be pulled into a car

so i stopped to see if she was ok and the car sped off

COP- what is description of car

ME - looked like a ....uuhh ( turn towards her ) a silver .....toyota?

HER- yah,,, it was silver I know that and he was bothering me

COP sends two cruisers down lyell to "look" for silver toyota

COP - leaves her in my truck and takes both info and says sit tight

COP - we both know why you picked her up its time to tell the truth, you know shes a prostitute

ME- I know shes a prostitute , but NO , i dont date prostitutes

i would stop if a girl looked in distress no matter what, i dont care who or what she is

COP - same questions four times over

cop- visually frustrated throws my liscense back at me and tells me to get out of here and take her home......
tells her he better not see her back out for the night...

COP- sarcasticly......"have a nice night"

ME- thank you officer

[JONBALLS]

Originally Posted by CummingsLane

Exactly what you are supposed to do in a situation like that. Dont throw the poor girl under the bus for trying to take your load out of your lap.

more self preservation than anything else

lucked out or back in the day they didnt immediatly seperate us

no one ever gets arrested unless they start babbling

no diferant than a dwi stop

you say NO , I DONT DO THAT

repeat , rinse , repeat

dont be a dick

be respectfull at all times

dont run your mouth

turn your emotions inside and get pissed say to yourself

NO, their never gonna win , im not getting arrested..i did nothing wrong

unless they have you agrreing to sex and a fee and offering a fee, they dont have SHIT....

anything they say to use is info gathering and their looking for you to build their case against you if it happens to go further

so NO, is really all you need , and keep the rest to one single sentance

and repeat it till they get so pissed they want you gone..hehe

[Highwayman64]

Yes that guy totally threw her under the bus, JB is right just say no!

[Maximum4]

I don't quite get the whole thing with LE. Can't they just arrest you for alarmist anything they suspect? If a hobbyist was in a car with his pants down get serviced by Bianca and a cruiser flies over towards the car. Even if you got your pants back up in time, LE will still say, "what are you two doing?" and from what I've read on the board you can just not answer?

Or you just feed them bullshit? Like this?

Uh officer, I thought she was having car trouble so I drove over here. We solved the issue.
No, I don't know her, I just saw her in distress.

LE: I saw her head below the dash, was she performing oral sex on you?

No officer.

LE: why are you at the mall?

I shop here often.

LE: maam, why is your car parked over here? Away from the mall?

Bianca: bla bla

Hmmmm. I just tried to write this out if my head without thinking and I guess it might stymie LE. I know I'd be fucking nervous trying to bullshit them and I always thought they could just arrest you no matter what.

Anyways, interesting to ponder.

[JONBALLS]

your correct max

i would just say start telling them everything

[CummingsLane]

Originally Posted by Maximum4

I don't quite get the whole thing with LE. Can't they just arrest you for alarmist anything they suspect? If a hobbyist was in a car with his pants down get serviced by Bianca and a cruiser flies over towards the car. Even if you got your pants back up in time, LE will still say, "what are you two doing?" and from what I've read on the board you can just not answer?

Or you just feed them bullshit? Like this?

Uh officer, I thought she was having car trouble so I drove over here. We solved the issue.
No, I don't know her, I just saw her in distress.

LE: I saw her head below the dash, was she performing oral sex on you?

No officer.

LE: why are you at the mall?

I shop here often.

LE: maam, why is your car parked over here? Away from the mall?

Bianca: bla bla

Hmmmm. I just tried to write this out if my head without thinking and I guess it might stymie LE. I know I'd be fucking nervous trying to bullshit them and I always thought they could just arrest you no matter what.

Anyways, interesting to ponder.

In situations like these the first reply should be "is there a problem officer"

and then go from there. BTW always ask a woman her name before getting a blowjob you just never know.