Ladies, I have called upon you to stand again and be counted.  I made a promise and I intend to have you back me up on that promise.  The United States, but mostly me, cannot be made to look like an impotent fool.  I have sent Secretary Kerry out to make a statement and lay out the case against President Assad (that way you can't say I did something, I have plausible deniability).  We will not show you the evidence but take our work for what we say.  I have told some people in Congress but I will not let them vote on using force (they might say no).  I am going this alone, I mean we are going this alone, wait!  I really mean that we ARE NOT going this alone.  The French are with us (to a point) and that should be enough.
 
To conclude; I will not let Assad pollute our natural fluids and we will keep ourselves pure for tomorrow.  I have sent my best negotiator...
 
 
Wha...No, not this guy, the other guy
 
 
Yes, this negotiator....YEEHAWWWW!