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			04-16-2013, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			Played High School football in Utah with a bunch of Mormons. Mormon girls have this thing with lots of heavy petting but no sex until you get married. When I came to UT all the guys had these great locker room stories. All my stories ended with blue-balls, so when we would party, hit the clubs, or f**k off, and I would hookup the guys would chant blue-balls. I remember me and a buddy of mine were hooking up with these girls in a hotel when he started to yell blue-balls, than the team joining in yelling from there rooms...  Sense than it has become an alter-ego for me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 10:30 AM
			
			
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			I think mine is self explanatory! LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 10:35 AM
			
			
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			To further clarify, I like them small, medium, big, smooth, hairy, with a landing strip, shaped, with or without large outer lips, with a huge clit, with a small clit, and mostly I love juicy ones. But I always love the one I'm with most.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 11:52 AM
			
			
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			I am paranoid and picked a series of random letters from something I was working on the time that was impossible to google. 
 
Apparently it is an actual word in Arabic that means "disgusting person" so I guess my chances of seeing the ankles of hot Saudi escorts are right out.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 12:47 PM
			
			
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			During high school and some college I was addicted to online gaming, mmorpg's, through 8 years played with a guild, in 3 different games, most of the same online people. Our name was "Keepers of The Faith".   
 
I left the online gaming world behind, and only logged into my WoW account once since then, my character at the time was moved out of the "guild" of people I had played with, because of inactivity, into a guild named "Ex Keepers of The Faith".  So, broke it down a little, Exktf =) 
 
And as far as my avatar, since I was a magician or wizard in every game, thought Elminister was a good choice(a great set of books).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 07:18 PM
			
			
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			ATX - that's a given 
WRX - Had an 02 Subaru WRX (bugeye). She was a sleeper. I modded her so much, I could blow away just about any car on the streets. Unfortunately, she is no longer with us. I was t-boned off of 183/Anderson Mill (the same day the plane hit the IRS building).  
 
My avatar is always a famous AA sports star, celeb, or character.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 07:59 PM
			
			
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			A favorite movie actor.  Moses was a bad match for this site, so that left me only with El Cid. 
 
After all, who could object to a white knight named CID?  Little did I know ...
 
  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 08:03 PM
			
			
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			I used to get bothered when I was always asked my name and number when I went out to buy stuff. (autozone, haircut places, lowes, etc..)  I decided to just use a fake name, number etc... rather then let it bother me and Homer was born.  The 13 was probably just the first homer that was available when I started on aspd.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-16-2013, 09:07 PM
			
			
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				Kendra....if that's your ass... we need to meet! Good Lawd girl! 
			
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			04-16-2013, 11:15 PM
			
			
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			mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body. 
you outta see my  "knotty stick".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-17-2013, 06:17 AM
			
			
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			Just simple directions to get things rolling......Plus an overused observation in strip clubs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-17-2013, 07:11 AM
			
			
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				mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body. 
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			04-22-2013, 02:24 AM
			
			
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			like movies, mystery, and the other 
an interesting adaptation, perhaps
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-22-2013, 08:21 AM
			
			
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			04-22-2013, 01:57 PM
			
			
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			Brought my name over from ASPD as well............back in the day I needed an easy handle to remember.  Thats about as easy as it gets
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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