bring on the "funny"!!

[Joan]

...its been suggested that co-ed is now, "boring". Eh, happens when our most popular members find love and marry off... laugh people!.....ok, now!.....

"She said" vs. "She said"

Stipper replies to mongler "200? Of course I will hang out with you for the next 8 hours, possibly till the sun sets again, may all ur friends join?"

Provider says, "doesn't sound like a good investment."

Stippers says, "your buying me a car? Cool!
Provider says, "where is the title?"


Stripper says, "you mean you want to take care (sugar baby) of me forever and ever"?

Provider thinks" ok, I may have 10 good more years to share I guess

Stripper says, (this is where you add on to the convo/thread)

[Joan]

Mr, "fun2come", your turn!

[Joan]

Monglar thinking as he stares at the 19yo girls, heart shaped, perfect ass,."if only I could be paying HER alimony. Darn! I will just make a habitt to return and forget about 'alimony'. ...for now,..

[Carl]

Funny as in "ha ha", funny as in "weird", funny as in "suspicious", funny as in "not feeling well" or funny as in "inappropriate"?

[FastWheels]

I must not speak Joan as I missed most of that... Joan, you make have to cum over and give me an oral lesson...(ok, its actually written, but that is not nearly as punny...)

[rockerrick]

Sorry FW no lessons for you ! She'll be getting private lessons in being funny , from someone who speaks Joan . Hope she doesn't laugh at me directly to my face

[fun2come]

Ha, you know I cannot turn down a good FUN challenge, let's see what kind of trouble I can get into here, for a quick starter:

Stripper says: I can handle all kind of kids and boy friends
Provider says: I need a Man Friend Experience

[knotty man]

Stripper says, "im paying my way thru medical school"
Provider says, " i went to medical school.... i make more here!"

[Toyz]

Stripper says "THATS 10"? WOW!!"
Provider says "You need a dick transplant"

[fun2come]

Stripper says put it there
Provider says put it anywhere

[Toyz]

Stripper says "for a hundred I will"
Hoogar says "for a hundred I will"

[travis13131]

Toyz...you are funny!!!

Woman are from Venus and Travis is from eccie...I found my people lol

[rockerrick]

A stripper says: after smokin at Mc Donald's , where's my fucking tip !
A provider : says hey Mr. Tambourine Man play a song for me !

[Toyz]

Stripper says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $40"
Hoogar says "That was 20 minutes, that'll be $250"

Stripper says "Watch me dance on this pole"
Hoogar says "Watch me dance on your pole"

Stripper says "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
Hoogar says "I can't believe I ate the hole thing"

[Whispers]

Stripper Says: "Buy me a drink"?
Provider says: "Bring me a bottle of_____"?

Stripper says: "Can I join You"
Provider says: "Clocks a ticking"

Stripper says: "Thank-you"
Provider says: "Your Welcome".... <== How bassackwards is this?

Stripper says: "I would love to have dinner with you"
Provider says: "I'm available for dinner. Are you sure you can afford the extra $250 for the hour?"....


Stripper says: "OMG... you made me cum!"
Provider says: "Did I Cum? What do you mean Did I Cum? Did you pay the upcharge for ME to cum?"


Stripper says: "Oh my. I think I gained weight. Is this available in a size 3?"
Provider says: "Oh My! I think I gained weight? IS this available in a size t (or above)"


Stripper says: "Oh don't worry.... I'm not ovulating..."
Provider says: "Hell Yes you are wrapping it... Unless you got an extra $50 and are a repeat client"