The Pie Scam

[fun2come]

Hey, we all got spammed with lots of pie today.

Which is just great as it is kind of slow and boring on the boards.
I thought why not put some pie where we all would love to see it instead
of smearing it all over the boards.

So a suggestion to the pie scrammer(!) might get things going here and
we may have a good old pie-out:

As you love pie so much, I suggest you go buy exactly 10 pies.
For 8 pies choose any kind and flavor you like.
For the last 2, one must be a fish pie and the other one a cream pie.

Then you can stick those first 8 pies one each into your 8 upper orifices.
Safe the last 2 special pies for your lower body holes.

Put the fish pie into your boom device so that it keeps its smell
and then put the Cream Pie to good use - you know where !!!

Hope y'all love to get Pied !!!

[rockerrick]

I think someone bought him word of the day toilet paper , and they were cheap , should have got the 2 ply type that has synonyms
also . That way he might know more the one word at a time . Oh and somebody should explain to him , he can use more than one square per squat !

[fun2come]

You can??? WTF, I never would have guessed !!!

We used to say: "Shut your pie hole, or I shut it for you"
These days what do we say?

"Stop typing pie shit before the battery runs out?"

[homer13]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

I think someone bought him word of the day toilet paper , and they were cheap , should have got the 2 ply type that has synonyms
also . That way he might know more the one word at a time . Oh and somebody should explain to him , he can use more than one square per squat !

Sounds like someone is hating because he isn't the only one posting nonsense in every thread. Such a bitter little bitty.

[rockerrick]

" The mind is a terrible thing to waste ! "

[homer13]

and yet you use so little of it.

[rockerrick]

I guess with no one to text to ask what this means , and how to spell it ...... Pie is all we get?

[homer13]

I sure get a lot of it, how about you?

[rockerrick]

Get plenty ! So we're back to your cock again ? Original ! Funny how the other night you ditched out to get real vagina , yet posted 45 min later ? Hmmmmmmm ! Could somebody totally be full of shit ?

[homer13]

Sure you do, I don't think putting whip cream on your hands counts. Your pie envy is so unbecoming.

[fun2come]

ah, a good old pie throwing !!! Just what the audience needed ....

[homer13]

Originally Posted by fun2come

ah, a good old pie throwing !!! Just what the audience needed ....

Shhhhh, the adults are talking. Well one adult and one not so mature version of one.

[homer13]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Get plenty ! So we're back to your cock again ? Original ! Funny how the other night you ditched out to get real vagina , yet posted 45 min later ? Hmmmmmmm ! Could somebody totally be full of shit ?

Ya I think it's you, I don't believe I posted again for at least a couple hours. I know how hard it is for you to tell since your post rate is at least one post a minute. Maybe you should post less and get laid more then once a month. It might help you be less of a hater and a little more happy.

[rockerrick]

There was a guy I knew once who was always posting about how guys talking about their dicks were just tiny dicked losers .

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective

[homer13]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

There was a guy I knew once who was always posting about how guys talking about their dicks were just tiny dicked losers .

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective

It seems to me that you are the only one posting about my dick. Really, I think I might have to take out a restraining order. Rather then worry about my cock all the time you should try to find a lady who is interested in yours.