****:( so slow ****

[MasterBaiter1996]

Originally Posted by Sophia Dane

Is this on you showcase or you website? I can't find it anywhere!!!! Lol

Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Masterbaiter.......What Sophia said!!!!!!!!

Never fear ladies.

The Basics
Name MasterBaiter1996
Email Will provide
Metro Location Where ever needed
Age 36
Profile
Ethnicity Caucasian / White
Build Comfortable
Measurements 2 ¾ inches
Penis Enhanced No
Height 5’8”
Weight 220lbs
Eyes Blue
Hair Mohawk
Piercings None
Tattoos A few
Grooming Bare
Smoking Smoker
Services & Availability
Donations $200/1.5 $175/hour /2 hr $250 /Outcall $275 (2 hr minimum)
Availability 7 days a week
Weekends Saturday & Sunday
Services Offered Up for most anything
Current Specials Nice review specials, and always specials for monkeys.

About Me
Likes Having a good time
Dislikes Bad hygiene and rude people
Hobbies Pleasing and teasing
Favorite Food(s) Pink taco
Favorite Beverages Vodka, wine, and beer
Favorite Flower Sunflower
Favorite Animal Kitty cat

[Duke of G]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=523339

nobody was ever man enough to admit moving my threAD to the sandbox.

I am posting this link so I get more views on my original post, it builds my self esteem


Oh, and as to why.you are slow, I have no idea.

Oh, I proudly admit it! You made the classic rookie threAD starter mistake: you didn't make it hobby related, which is what co-ed is for! So you were exiled to the Sandbox.

I even gave you tips for your next threAD....and this is how I'm treated?!?

I think the slowness is an inverse reaction to everyone having IRS refund checks from generously loaning the government their cash over the course of 2012.

Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

She did not ask who is horny and wants to come see me. She just asked if any other ladies are slow. Maybe I view it different.

Did you miss the giant picture she also included in her question? Why was that part of the "slowness" discussion? Quacks like a duck, man.

[EmilyEzzell]

Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Masterbaiter.......What Sophia said!!!!!!!!

Say What.....maybe you need some M&M's ...My monkey has a bag to share

Chrissy......It Ebbs and Flows....nature of the hobby world....BUT...it helps if you have a monkey


spikebaby

I agree with this post. I will add that I want to borrow Spike's monkey. Come on girl! I'm slow too! I relate to Chrissy

[Guest070818-1]

Originally Posted by EroticMorgan

Chrissy,

It is important to understand that it takes a lot of time, effort, and money to maintain high-quality and consistent business. I am not saying you do this, but no girl should expect to just be able to throw up a few camera phone pics and make a good living. Building your image online and presenting yourself as a professional escort will bring you more business.

Also, be diverse in your advertising. This is not the only site in Dallas. Being listed on all of the major sites expands your client base.

Traveling brings business and if you get bored one night, hit up ZaZa or the bar at the Ritz. Look pretty, talk smart, act sweet and by drink #3, you will be in business.


December and January were a little slower than usual for me too, but things are picking up. Remember that things always pick up first and slow down last for the top quality girls. If it is not your aim to be in that category, this business will not do much for you.

Just my opinion...hope it helps.

Morgan

Gotta love the bars at nice hotels! Gotta love them traveling men too! I highly recommended the W hotel.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by EmilyEzzell

I agree with this post. I will add that I want to borrow Spike's monkey. Come on girl! I'm slow too! I relate to Chrissy

I am slow, too. I must be running low on taint.

[EmilyEzzell]

What???? This is a crisis Pyramider running out of taint!?!?

You are the Taint-tard. Come on now

[pyramider]

Just sulking ... I feel like a mob of kindergartners beat me up. Yes, I know what that feels like, too ... the little bastards gang up on you.

[Jewish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Gotta love the bars at nice hotels! Gotta love them traveling men too! I highly recommended the W hotel.

I love it when workin girls go to the bars at the hotels....especially the enlightened hotels.

[Guest062316]

Jewish lawyer taught me the tricks of the trade
Lesson 1: how to pick up guys at the high end bar hotels.... LOL! and it WORKED!!
Sorry to get off topic... back to this monkey with M&M's with a shoehorn... how much?

[MasterBaiter1996]

Originally Posted by Lolabrea01

Sorry to get off topic... back to this monkey with M&M's with a shoehorn... how much?

Something about being bent over like a garden gnome.

[Jewish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Lolabrea01

Jewish lawyer taught me the tricks of the trade
Lesson 1: how to pick up guys at the high end bar hotels.... LOL! and it WORKED!!
Sorry to get off topic... back to this monkey with M&M's with a shoehorn... how much?

I received nothing in return, either - nor do I expect anything. All my advice is free!!
Those who follow it live well and prosper.

[Guest070818-1]

Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

I received nothing in return, either - nor do I expect anything. All my advice is free!!
Those who follow it live well and prosper.

Have you ever heard of rich dad, poor dad?

Maybe you should write "rich provider, poor provider", now that would be awesome!

[Jewish Lawyer]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Have you ever heard of rich dad, poor dad?

Maybe you should write "rich provider, poor provider", now that would be awesome!

If I weren't too lazy, I could write a helpful book. Here is a free hint:

Tell the guy he has a Big Dick!!!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Lolabrea01

Sorry to get off topic... back to this monkey with M&M's with a shoehorn... how much?

Lola, always hold out for the Skittles.

[Say What]

Originally Posted by Lolabrea01

Sorry to get off topic... back to this monkey with M&M's with a shoehorn... how much?

For you Lola...free! Just let me know when you're ready to see El Pequeno y Los Ninos again.