Never use self-tanner to beat off: a cautionary tale

[Still Looking]

Ava knows how to get it off! IJS

[Dakota123]

All you need to get self tanner off is lemon and some sugar scrub scrub scrub

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by dakota123

All you need to get self tanner off is lemon and some sugar scrub scrub scrub

That or 30 straight BBBJ works just as well! IJS

[Dakota123]

that might help... but i am thinking that he needs a faster solution... lol 30 bbbj's would take some time and money lol

[wildwooly1]

Originally Posted by alluringava

Thank God I told him to tell his wife " tell her your 'dick slipped' out and got burned' and it's a good damn thing he washed his hands well. Orange palms, anyone?!!!!!!!

Too freaking funny...Ive jerked off with lot of different lotions before but never a self tanning lotion but made the mistake one time when I was with a lady and she wanted to put Icy hot
on my dick and like an idiot I let her and I thought my dick was going to burn off before I could get to the shower and wash it off..lol
I bet I looked like the flash running from the bed to the shower .
the rest of the day I had a nice cool menthol feeling...NEVER again !

[CarolinaGent]

Originally Posted by dakota123

that might help... but i am thinking that he needs a faster solution... lol 30 bbbj's would take some time and money lol

but it would be tons of fun