I wish I lived in Texas

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Doove

I don't think that's what i said.

Anyways, do you know what projection is?

If not, here's an example. One of many.

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...&postcount=109

you want some butter with that

[guest032013]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

. For Houston they bought my ticket, put $4000 in my bank, said I was crazy, and wished me good luck.

Are they aware they overpaid? That's a lot to spend on bbw...peace!

[drluv1]

Originally Posted by GP

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
.............................. ...............
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ..... .


Republican's Answer:
BANG!
.............................. ..............



Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Scenario 2:
You're the president of the United States and are reading "my pet goat" to a group of florida grammar school student. One of your aides whispers in your ear that someone has flown planes into the twin towers. do you? A) excuse yourself and try to find out more about the situation or B) give bewildered look and continue reading to the children.
If you answered B you have the correct SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN response to a crisis.
There was a book that came out about a year ago about how everything bad that happened in the country came from Texas. Maybe I'll find a copy of it and give it to you for Xmas, or are you not a "book" person?

[pyramider]

Its probably a pop up book.

[GP]

LOL, I find it absolutely hilarious how you people grasp at straws. Do you play connect the dots often?

[Doove]

Originally Posted by GP

LOL, I find it absolutely hilarious how you people grasp at straws. Do you play connect the dots often?

[GP]

You're so clever doove. Keep trying!

[offshoredrilling]

WTF doove get to the skin flicks. its a SHMB. errrrrr he going to choke on that starfish unless he puts some butter on it.

[Doove]

Originally Posted by whosdair

Are they aware they overpaid? That's a lot to spend on bbw...peace!

Did Lexxxy shit in your cereal bowl, or do you just simply find it increasingly difficult to come up with new material without insulting people?

[GP]

I don't think he finds anything difficult. He seems pretty sharp to me.

[JONBALLS]

wheres the "insult"?

[guest032013]

Originally Posted by Doove

Did Lexxxy shit in your cereal bowl, or do you just simply find it increasingly difficult to come up with new material without insulting people?

Well Dovey, have you considered putting this persona on your ignore list? If reading my posts causes you any emotional pain...well I too get annoyed by endless boasting and immodesty !!

Now don't be jealous that I don't verbally spar with you more often, I'll try to pay you some more special attention if I can stay awake that long.

Peace up GP, a real homie !!

[GP]

Somehow, someway, in dooves head, someone was insulted, so he feels the need to WK them, no matter who it is. He can't help it.

[Doove]

Originally Posted by GP

Somehow, someway, in dooves head, someone was insulted, so he feels the need to WK them, no matter who it is. He can't help it.

Half the posts from whosdair that i've read over the last 2 or 3 weeks have been shots at Lexxxy for one reason or another.

Just further proof that you can insult the providers around here with impunity, but challenge a hobbyist and you get attacked by the pack of dogs that you all are.

[GP]

You should be a scientist when you grow up!