Number Two: how to politely shit at an incall

[stuckinsyracuse]

Find a brown showers willing provider? Good luck

[guest032013]

Hijack my own thread here... How about sneaking a fart during bbj and blaming it on the fuckin dog!!

[offshoredrilling]

can she sneak a fart in when your doing DATY, and you be ok with it ?? just asking

[guest032013]

Once again her dog did it... In fact he shit on the rug when she wasn't looking!

[qixerotic]

Happened with me once just before arriving. I asked/told her I needed to shower first. Otherwise, she wouldn't like me very much. She was understanding, appreciative , and gracious about it and let the appointment run a bit long to provide full value. I would think this a reasonable reaction from any provider

[pyramider]

I am generally early so if the need arises its off to the golden arches. Why McDonalds? Simple, I travel a lot and discovered years ago that McDonalds' batrooms tend to be cleaner than other fast food restaurants.

Now when it comes to the farting thing .... I have been known to tap her head and tell her I need to check the air in tires. I am too polite as to fog the poor woman. Plus, I am afraid she would bite me if crop dusted.

[NYGman]

Lift the top off the tank and shit in there. It's called an upper decker.

[pyramider]

Or top shelf. That can be difficult in some layouts, even if you were a gymnast.

[Xxaar]

Just make sure there is a plunger handy before you drop a big one.

[Guest120615-3]

What about when a provider has to do a deuce?

I was once working my shitdick and tapped a major reserve, forcing her to poopie timeout!!!

Now should that be upcharge for me or return of my funds?

Perhaps we need a "shitty" poll to find the answer... get it... shitty "pole"... lolz!

[guest032013]

Damn webber goin deep for the corn... Like spilling trail mix on your lap!! Closest I've even come to that was a vixxen with shredded toilet paper stuck to her anus like confetti !!

I'm not going to judge...

[Guest120615-3]

Originally Posted by whosdair

Like spilling trail mix on your lap!! Closest I've even come to that was a vixxen with shredded toilet paper stuck to her anus like confetti !!

WD- This is the best thread ever!

It's our "duty" to discuss with dignity and distinction such a shit topic!

[mm-good]

Never had it happen till I took an inbound call on the hobby phone asking me if I wanted to partake. Just as we all are prone to impule, I said yes and made a quick exit to get to the apartments...get there an excuse myself to the restroom. I had no idea I would have to damage the room so much but that's the way it goes sometimes. Well I pretty much violate the place. But the kicker is when i hit the flusher, it all comes back at me but stops just shy of the top. Whew bullet dodged. I am apologetic about the room voilation but I gunk my engrish did not make sense to my host. Then while im left in the room to get ready, I hear a little scream come from then bathroom, uh oh! She comes scampering out of the bathroom as the toilet overflows onto the floor. Man I'm because I just know I gave that porcelain all it could handle and she is apologizing thinking she did it! She is saying all kinds of things very excitedly but I cannot understand a word. She pushes me back and shuts the door. Too freakin funny....any way we end up working around it but i cannot quite clear my mind of this comical series of events. Now I never take impulse offers or make appointments without an offsite clearance of the system!!

[NormalBob]

Where is youtube when you need it?

[GP]

I would like to nominate this as THE best thread EVER in the history of the entire internet!