FRESHLY Showered

[Seedy]

LMFAO at this thread.

[RickyGshots]

Can someone coin an abbreviation for FRESHLY SHOWERED? We should start including that in the reviews somehow.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by seedman55

LMFAO at this thread.

Later I might look for said review. But probably not....tired of reading all that stupid shit.

Like the hyper-fucktards that go into the apartment incalls....about to fuck a smokin hot sex slave.

Said slave suggests a shower and the hyper-fucktard turns it down...so he can get three more minutes of action. Even though he's probably one and done anyway.

Then the same hyper-fucktard reports about it in the review so we can all read in disgust at how he treats the slave we all wanted to fuck.

Then the stupid fuckin' hyper-fucktard can't even type in the fuckin' fee donation correctly....trying to use some secret fuckin' code to detract from the fact the hyper-fucktard didn't shower.

G-us' S-ayin'

[BFCjosh]

We face the same issue with providers. For many ladies, good hygiene is YMMV.

[1ThickBlond]

Don't just hop in the shower and let the water hit you and think that is good enough either. I've had guys get out of the shower and still have pissy, stinky balls and shitty assholes and actually leave shit stains on the towel they dried off with. If you just showered properly you shouldn't be leaving shit stains anywhere. Lather up a wash cloth with lots of soap and wash every inch of it. If you're not sure if you ass is clean enough take one of your fingers and touch your asshole and then smell it. If you smell shit try again. I enjoy giving the boys attention but if I smell shit I won't be down there more than a few seconds.
Also, while we are on this topic, if the first thing you do is walk in and take a piss please do me the courtesy of wiping the pee off of your dick afterwards. My tongue is not a wash cloth. I can't count how many clients come out and wash their hands and not their dicks. I would never take a piss and come straight back to play and expect you to go down on me. That is beyond gross.

[Guest123018]

FYI: Shower time isn't included in our sexy time.
With me sexy time begins once out of the shower.
So, go ahead and spend as much time as you need in the shower

[Trey]

Yeah they never give me shit about asking to take a shower.

[citizen44]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

FYI: Shower time isn't included in our sexy time.
With me sexy time begins once out of the shower.
So, go ahead and spend as much time as you need in the shower

I think if every provider felt this way and clearly communicated this policy, there would be a lot less sweaty ball tasting.

[Guest100318]

Originally Posted by BFCjosh

We face the same issue with providers. For many ladies, good hygiene is YMMV.

Amen

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Some guys think their morning shower justifies them being clean for the day which is NOT the case and doesn't fly in this business.

I started the thread b/c i just seen a comment from a review where the reviewer said he showered 4hrs before the appt.

I think some need to know what 'freshly' showered means in this hobby as it seems
some have a different definition

You are sounding rather high maintenance. Since when is the Saturday night scrubbing not good enough for the week?

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

And the tongue scraper

I thought the "tongue scraper" was the razor stubble women tend to have.

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Bombay

You wouldn't be starting this thread unless you JUST came out of a session with a whining stinky balled f-tard.

Hopefully he sees this thread and changes his whiny, stinky ways.

You mean his STINKY WINKY WAYS

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

While I agree with the OP it also works both ways. While it's acknowledged in the OP it is a good reminder that providers as well should be showering and scoping after each appointment.

You forgot that step in your thread of how to be the best TRICK

[universalenergy]

Originally Posted by Trey

Yeah they never give me shit about asking to take a shower.

I actually did , therefore I left.

[Guest021817-2]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You forgot that step in your thread of how to be the best TRICK

There is a side note in there for a Treat...

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

You forgot that step in your thread of how to be the best TRICK

I wonder if all that singing he does is while he showers.

You know, to maximize content.