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Old 03-01-2014, 04:32 PM   #1
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Vaginal flatulence is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina. It may occur during or after sexual intercourse or during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef[1][2] and fanny fart

This definition is funny to me! But I usually just say my pussy is talking lol
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Old 03-01-2014, 04:56 PM   #2
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Did you seriously just post the definition? Is there any adult in this Hobby who doesn't know what a queef is? Too funny!

A stripper varted in my face once. My sister has always been kinda rude that way though.

But seriously, v-toots do have a smell. Can't quite describe it. But I kinda like it.

My uncle nicknamed his cock "The Queef Hammer". He used to call 'em "panty quacks" But then again, he was sort of retarded.

Pussy farts rule. No need to be embarrassed,
ladies. It comes with the territory.

Give your snatch some relief: Let out that queef. I won't tell.

Mods: Can we please get a "Queefed During Session?" Yes/No drop-down in the New Review template?
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Yes I did! And I'm sure we all know what it is but the definition was funny to me. LOL

"Pussy farts rule" ......"v-toots" I'm over here CTFU!!
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omg that is hilarious
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OMG! I cannot stop laughing for the life of me!!
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A girl varted in my bathtub while I was rubbin her clit, at least I think that is where it came from.
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Havent hear a woman queff or vart in ages.

Great post
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I used to know a girl that could vart on command....kinda weird lol
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Give your snatch some relief: Let out that queef. I won't tell.
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This definition is funny to me! But I usually just say my pussy is talking lol



Thank you! I can't stop
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Are you saying providers don't have air tight pussy's.
So what causes the air to get in there, small cocks or large cocks, pounding like a air piston.
Or is it the looseness of the provider.
So a queff is a noisy squirt, but dry.
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Havent hear a woman queff or vart in ages.
You're doing it wrong.
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Vigorous doggy usually has me varting! he he
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