Almost TOFTT

[lat]

http://adultsearch.com/louisiana/new...escorts/913244

Well I almost let the little head get the best if me Monday morning afther a long 12hr shift just before I got off I develop a ragging boner I guess us men have that time of the month also when we seem like we just can't get enough. The wife I know she would be gone or leaving out the door to work, so I saw this ad and text I got a response then we chatted back and fourth set a time and how long it takes me to drive there and price, it all sounded good no bad vibes only thing was,what she was still doing up that late ?

So I made the 50 mile drive like a fool got there to the place called ,text and called again no show !!!!
She claimed she fell asleep !

And before any providers ask the question why I went that rout ? I didn't think anyone was up at that time of morning cause it was a spurt of moment thing .

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[Guest082215]

Lat

I could have saved you the trouble. this girl is completely full of shit! She is not real. I think she is using fake pics. She also is flaky when talking to her. I personally thought she was LE.

SHe has no reviews and pics were stolen I thought

LFG

[pornodave69]

Moved to coed.

[sir charles III]

Corin Riggs

[lat]

Originally Posted by Lakefrontguy

Lat

I could have saved you the trouble. this girl is completely full of shit! She is not real. I think she is using fake pics. She also is flaky when talking to her. I personally thought she was LE.

SHe has no reviews and pics were stolen I thought

LFG

I should have known I am usually not that naive but the little head I guess was doing the thinking !

[Arverni]

Pics show up in ads in Detroit and Miami, FL too. She's hot though.

[April Cox]

So Lat, Im curious, So many of you guys break out this "thinking with the little head" excuse.

And for quite a while now it has bugged me. Is it similar to a blonde moment that females have?

[Nicolet]

LOL @ April!

[Max Steed]

Originally Posted by April Cox

So Lat, Im curious, So many of you guys break out this "thinking with the little head" excuse.

And for quite a while now it has bugged me. Is it similar to a blonde moment that females have?

No, April.. It's not that deep because I still don't understand the complexities of what takes place during a Blonde moment (lol) but simply think of it in these terms.

It's like making a choice between a cheeseburger and a Salad. You know you need to stick with the Salad but that Cheeseburger just looks so damn delicious you neglect your better judgement and succumb to the urges of your stomach and then soon as you finish it you regret the shit out of it.

Well when it comes to sex, that same urge we get in our stomach fills our crotch. At that point we just need to be saved from ourselves. Luckily Lat was saved by a No Show. I'm pretty sure even if the B&S provider showed, he would've stayed just to go ahead and drench the flames. It's not an easy thing to do but once you learn how to switch hats, it does become less difficult, however, never easy.

and Umm April... Speaking of Flames...

[April Cox]

sweet Max Steed.

I will, take it upon myself to explain the blonde moment, being a blonde myself, I feel as though I have the authority to do so.

A real blonde moment, is a moment of absence, in your brain that is. thought escapes you, mind draws a blank.

A fake blonde moment, this is the most common blonde moment, Its playing dumb, pretending not to have a thought, pretend to have a moment of absence. These are more common because it can get you out of stuff, you "pretend" you didnt know.

See, not so complicated,

cheeseburger and a salad huh? hmmm.... so guys really so only think about sex and food

[Arverni]

You know Max, there is nothing wrong with a hamburger - you just got to throw away the bun!

No seriously ... give me that patty over a salad any day. I learned this from a WWF wrestler who was always on the road named "Triple H" ... he loved him some Wendy's.

And he didn't look too shabby either ... of course - I don't think he could bench more than 225 pounds but he did fuck Chyna (who probably benched more than him!) >>> LOL

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by April Cox

hmmm.... so guys really so only think about sex and food

No, we think about football too.

[Max Steed]

Originally Posted by April Cox

cheeseburger and a salad huh? hmmm.... so guys really only think about sex and food

BINGO!! lol

Originally Posted by Arverni

You know Max, there is nothing wrong with a hamburger - you just got to throw away the bun!

No seriously ... give me that patty over a salad any day. I learned this from a WWF wrestler who was always on the road named "Triple H" ... he loved him some Wendy's.

And he didn't look too shabby either ... of course - I don't think he could bench more than 225 pounds but he did fuck Chyna (who probably benched more than him!) >>> LOL

I didn't say anything was wrong with, I was just reaching for something that a female might understand and relate too. I've been able to choose salads more often these days although it's always loaded with chicken but I can't deny I just love me some Wendy's too. That Pretzel Bun Burger is delish.

I think Chyna could've benched pressed my Ass, lol...

Originally Posted by Arverni

No, we think about football too.

More like Food, Sex and Sports...

Now if we're eating a CheeseBurger While Engaged in Some Sport Fucking, Lookout

[April Cox]

of course football and boy toys were going to be in a 3rd sub-category

[Old Horn Dog]

Originally Posted by April Cox

cheeseburger and a salad huh? hmmm.... so guys really so only think about sex and food

Nope--just food. I don't really THINK about sex: I HAVE sex when I get horny. But food? FOOD I THINK about. A lot...