Serious question....you funny guys... just dont read this

[Guest011214]

Wondering from guys and gals......what would happen, what would you do, if God forbid, your client died in your bed

I know this has happened many times, maybe not in Kansas city....but I think about it sometimes and wonder really, truly what the hell would I do?

[Guest013121]

OMG! Why would you think about that girl?!

[MsElena]

I've always kept current with CPR training via Red Cross since I was 14 yrs old. I also keep a first aid kit, aspirin and a defib machine on hand.

[Guest011214]

well, why Gemma is because some of my clients or older...not that that matters. Anyone can have a heart attack.....I hear it happens frequently during sex.
Sometimes when the fun is done , a client may be breathing really hard and I am always worried....what if???
a defib? really?

[clusterlizard]

feed the carcass to the cats... after going through his wallet.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Move... and buy a new bed

[Guest011214]

I said Jokesters don't read this!! you disobeyed you naughty boys

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by Angel in KC

I said Jokesters don't read this!! you disobeyed you naughty boys

Well if he has money, Weekend at Bernies comes to mind.

[royamcr]

simple, call 911. He wont mind. If he's married he will probably wish he just stayed dead.

[DestinyInKC]

I was seriously talking about that with someone like 2 weeks ago lol

[pheonix63]

Figure your best bet would be to call 911 and start CPR. Once everyone gets there just keep it on the qt of your occupation. They are going to know that you had sex yes but come up with a cover story and make sure you tell it to your client before an action starts to happen so that way you have the same story. Having a defib is kinda extreme and may have people looking at you weird and bring more looking than you would want if being an escort is your only line of work, however if you were a RN that might not bring as many looks. Also being a RN it is easier to come up with a buyable cover story since everyone has to go to the doctor every now and again for whatever reason. I don't think rolling his dead naked as down the stairs would be the answer even if you did call 911 imho.

[bandman]

Angel the numbers lower than you think only 1 in 100 actually. 3 or more orgasms per/week can lower the death rate. as for heart rate I have tested my own ( weird i know ) peaked 137 only lasted couple of minutes the mental and physical excitement comes from adrenaline releases coupled with extramarital sexual activity, in most cases with a younger partner in an unfamiliar setting and/or after excessive food and alcohol consumption. can absolutely be a risk of sudden death.

MsElena I see is very prepared impressed (we need to talk) call for help first before anything else
open the air way I like a towel roll under the neck help maintain the airway and just do compressions until cavalry arrives. easy angel you got this.

[pheonix63]

I forgot this part in my post, if for some reason that it were to happen make them aware there will be a service charge for any life saving activities.

[JS42]

Originally Posted by pheonix63

I forgot this part in my post, if for some reason that it were to happen make them aware there will be a service charge for any life saving activities.

Then back channel that info to the other providers so a clear cut rate can be established.

[b@ileythepistol]

I have known cpr since middle school a simple first aid kit is always in my car.. If it happened to me I'd call 911 forsure a persons heatth is nothing to play with