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07-12-2013, 04:01 AM
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Thank God it's Firday!
Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: Austin, TX
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We need a secret agent style countersign
The past two days, I've run across some drop dead gorgeous ladies in public who sort of looked like they might be providers.
One of them had on a pink shirt that said something like "hit it hard in the dark."
Of course, I kept cool and didn't say anything, but it got me thinking.
We need some secret agent style countersigns to spot each other in public.
Something like
How are you this fine evening?
Not bad, but this weather is something.
Yeah, it's killing off my garden.
Did I see you in uhhh... Whole Foods yesterday?
Yeah, I know. Not practical, but these ladies were damn fine. And they weren't "streetwalker" types, either.
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07-12-2013, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 19, 2011
Location: Austin
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Maybe a secret handshake and while holding your package in the other hand. 
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07-12-2013, 07:32 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 606
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In public, if you suspect one is a one of ours, the proper parole is:
"The carrots are cooked."
And, the proper response is: "The pigeons have flown."
I use it all the time, but I've not yet gotten the proper response.
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07-12-2013, 08:14 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Jun 8, 2013
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You're supposed to respect a providers privacy, so what purpose would your secret countersign have? If provider leave them alone, if SW hey babe you need a ride will suffice. Problem solved 
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07-12-2013, 08:38 AM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Feb 10, 2013
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The pigeons have flown. LMFAO. Gonna have to remember that.
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07-12-2013, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
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maybe we should wear something liike a "life alert" bracelet, only this would be a hobby alert bracelet.....Help, my dick has fallen ,and it cant get up!!"
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07-12-2013, 01:06 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 9, 2011
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Being that I also hobby as a baseball umpire how about the sign used universally for signals to forget the last signal in baseball is to brush your thighs like brushing off something on pants.
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07-12-2013, 01:15 PM
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I was shopping at Walmart the other day getting groceries and this one guy was on the phone when I walked by he said yeah but I need to keep a little extra cash for the strange ...made me laugh out loud /Wonder if he was given me code
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07-12-2013, 01:34 PM
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Thank God it's Firday!
Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
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Originally Posted by HotButteredWhiskerBiscuit
You're supposed to respect a providers privacy, so what purpose would your secret countersign have? If provider leave them alone, if SW hey babe you need a ride will suffice. Problem solved |
I know you're just a trolltard, but isn't that sort of the whole purpose of a countersign?
If the other person isn't interested, they don't give the countersign.
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07-12-2013, 01:35 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
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Originally Posted by knotty man
maybe we should wear something liike a "life alert" bracelet, only this would be a hobby alert bracelet.....Help, my dick has fallen ,and it cant get up!!"
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It could also say "FuckStrong"
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07-12-2013, 02:09 PM
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Thank God it's Firday!
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Originally Posted by fun2come
It could also say "FuckStrong"
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07-12-2013, 02:32 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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There you go, PERFECT ....
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07-12-2013, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2012
Location: Austin
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One more password !
The pigeons are cooked ... I should be able to remember that ! 
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07-12-2013, 05:58 PM
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Perineum Access
Join Date: Jun 14, 2010
Location: Texas
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Usually...when I see a lady in public and she does this:
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Pro or civie, I KNOW it's on like Donkey Kong!!!!
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07-12-2013, 08:18 PM
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ctfu. I think if someone said something and I recognized it, I'd probably burst out laughing
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