Dead man comes back to life after his funeral...

[Glenn Quagmire]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...s-funeral.html

Family and friends were filing past a coffin with the remains of Brighton Dama Zanthe, 34, when one of them noticed the dead man's legs twitching.
One of the mourners, Lot Gaka, who employs Mr Zanthe at his transport company, said: "I was the first to notice Zanthe's moving legs as I was in the queue to view his body. This shocked me. We called an ambulance immediately. It's a miracle and people are still in disbelief."
Mr Zanthe had been unwell for some time and was laid to rest inside a coffin last Monday after "dying" at home the day before.
Mr Zanthe told The Chronicle newspaper, that he has no recollection of how he "died" nor how he was "resurrected," as his memory only returned when he woke up in a hospital in Gweru 140 miles southwest of Zimbabwe's capital Harare.
"Everything is history to me. What I can only confirm is that people gathered at my house to mourn but I was given another chance and I am alive. I feel OK now."

[CJ7]

bet that was a bitch after he was embalmed

[DallasRain]

wow---shocker...talk about a wild party after! lol

[i'va biggen]

Cremation would have been worse.