How to NOT first contact a provider...

[bobbyupside]

Its amazing how many of these I get and I generally don't even bother responding. So for your information, this is NOT how you try to contact a provider. What other ladies have dumb emails like this?

"Subject: Hi baby
How r u doing"

end email.

seriously.

[DestinyInKC]

Originally Posted by bobbyupside

Its amazing how many of these I get and I generally don't even bother responding. So for your information, this is NOT how you try to contact a provider. What other ladies have dumb emails like this?

"Subject: Hi baby
How r u doing"

end email.

seriously.

I get those all day long too. They go straight to the trash folder. Get texts like that too and those go ignored as well. The texts like that bother me more since right next to my phone number in bold letters it says no texting LOL

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by bobbyupside

Its amazing how many of these I get and I generally don't even bother responding. So for your information, this is NOT how you try to contact a provider. What other ladies have dumb emails like this?

"Subject: Hi baby
How r u doing"

end email.

seriously.

Don't blame you a bit....Sexy thing....

However, since you're here....How r u doing??

[b@ileythepistol]

I hate it when people call and act rude off the bat lol then text and ask why I ended up hanging up on them.

[malwoody]

That the only date I could get was with Big Deal.....
He didn't screen me at all..

[malwoody]

I guess I got a great cross section of what not to say and some of the things that irk y'all...sitting down at JBs on a Saturday night listening to his phone conversations with prospective clients.. He hung up one night having talked to the same idiot who called from several different #s and looked at me and said..."You know ----- the street is moving more and more onto the internet every day."

My take is that the transfer is close to being complete..

[i'va biggen]

Hi babe how you doing? Wanna fuck? RSVP..

[Helicopter206]

Do you have an open menu. Do you give discounts. If I don't last the full hour would I get a refund.
If I was a Pimp, I would ask tha same question how u doing sexy thang, looking for some management, or next an money counter. Give me yo money I count it.
So wht up baby. Wht u think.

[DestinyInKC]

LOL it is so funny when pimps send texts and pics. They send pics of their money and nice shoes and clothes.. Like why would I want to make a bunch of money and then give it to you so you can go shopping and buy yourself shit? Lazy asses LOL

[Allie_Kat]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

LOL it is so funny when pimps send texts and pics. They send pics of their money and nice shoes and clothes.. Like why would I want to make a bunch of money and then give it to you so you can go shopping and buy yourself shit? Lazy asses LOL

Exactly. Unfortunately some girls fall into that trap. You don't need management. The best manager you can have is yourself.

[Smoking Monkey]

I always start off my PMs and emails with "Baby when you see how freakishly huge my equipment is, you're gonna give me a discount!" Never seems to work, though

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by Helicopter206

Do you have an open menu. Do you give discounts. If I don't last the full hour would I get a refund.
If I was a Pimp, I would ask tha same question how u doing sexy thang, looking for some management, or next an money counter. Give me yo money I count it.
So wht up baby. Wht u think.

These type of questions are exactly why you are going to be an excellent "minesweeper" for our community!

[HeyMikeyHeLikesIt]

Hi Bobby. I want to see you naked (again). How's that?

[Mona Lisa3000]

With a Picture of a Cock and say I should be paying them cause they are Hot .

[HeyMikeyHeLikesIt]

Originally Posted by Mona Lisa3000

With a Picture of a Cock and say I should be paying them cause they are Hot .

Now that was funny.