Somebody should do a 
Hobby Horoscope instead of a "Love" one. To get my drift, I offer the following translation of my "Love Horoscope" (Pisces from Sonya's link) to Hobby Horoscope. This one is somewhat guy-centric. Underlined words highlight the differences…
The Love Horoscope:
Pisces: 
Dynamic
As the most 
romantic sign of all, you’re prone to having extreme expectations when it comes to 
love. The first half of this year is about you getting serious — 
what do you really want for yourself? 
Date as 
much as you can to find out, because this summer will bring on a one-year wave of ardent 
love interests. Be prepared to consider some serious 
relationship prospects — but 
your rose-colored 
glasses must stay 
in your 
pocket, not on your nose, if you want to be successful. For you, 
clarity is key in 2013.
The Hobby Horoscope:
Pisces: 
Dynomite!
As the most 
horny sign of all, you’re prone to having extreme expectations when it comes to 
hobbying. The first half of this year is about you getting serious 
booty — 
who do you really want for yourself? 
 Fuck as 
many as you can to find out, because this summer will bring on a one-year wave of ardent 
nympho providers. Be prepared to consider some serious 
orgy prospects — but 
the rose-colored 
asses must stay on your 
cock, not on your nose, if you want to be successful. For you, 
orgasm is key in 2013.
