Stupid Things Hobbyist Say To Providers

[Zx]

Baby stop doing this, I'll take care of your bills.

Why don't you move in with my SO and I, we will say we are cousins?

Marry me...no seriously marry me

Why don't you give me free sessions, my friends and I will write tons of awesome fake reviews to build up your referrals

Can I get an hour of nonstop GREEK?

Can I get a discount for every orgasm I give you? You should pay me

Does your family know what you do for a living?

Are my BCD skills as good as that sex god Zx? No why not, WTF does Zx have that I don't?

[misspriss]

Lost on the last part but ....

I had a client tell me that NO ONE would date me, no decent man would ever want to date me, except him. He kindly finished that one off by pointing out that he was fortunate enough to have the resources to assist someone financially IF he fell in love.

I lost sleep over that one for a week ... not sure if I still believe that no decent guy would ever date me but at least it no longer bothers me. I'm sleeping great these days.

What's BCD and who the heck is Zx?

[Prolongus]

BCD...acronym for Behind Closed Doors.

[Zx]

Originally Posted by misspriss

What's BCD and who the heck is Zx?

Who is Zx??? They wrote a book about that guy, ever read 50 Shades of Grey?

[Zx]

Providers you know you hear these lines a lot

[bojulay]

Do you take silver coins at the current exchange rate?

We can get on the computer and check the market
before we get started.

[Thuck Fat]

Never mind

[Zx]

Yes I took a shower this morning, I am on my lunch break so can we hurry because my boss at the slaughter will start calling me soon

[Grace Preston]

Originally Posted by Zx

Who is Zx??? They wrote a book about that guy, ever read 50 Shades of Grey?

Crappy book. A poorly written plagiarism of some not so great Twilight Fan Fiction. If you want to read porn ladies, I hear the Beauty books by Ann Rice are a much better option.

[Invisible1]

Zx is not getting any respect....lol. Grace, love your humor!

What is this thread about again???

[john_deere]

"do you do (fill in whatever bcd activity you like)?"

[Zx]

Originally Posted by Invisible1

Zx is not getting any respect....lol. Grace, love your humor!

What is this thread about again???

What's new lol

[pyramider]

Wasn't Zx the gay, humpbacked, midget in 50 Shades of Grey?

[Sami]

How much for a hr?
What do I get for that?

[phildo]

Do you do this, like, for a living? I mean, this is IT?

How often do you go through a big box of rubbers like that?

Is that your dog?

Does anybody else know I'm here?

What can I expect to happen in a 15 minute BNG?

Does this tatoo mean anything or is it just like, decoration?

Has anyone else farted while you were...uh, you know?