"Upscale"

[Arverni]

I see this all the time in ads ... "I cater to upscale gentlemen".

Soooooo ... I'm trying to see if I qualify ...

Gentleman? Check! I am most definitely a gentleman!!

Upscale? Hmmm ... that's a bit more difficult.

If you say the word ... "upscale" to me - I'm thinking James Bond in a Tuxedo ordering a Martini (shaken not stirred). Well, I don't really drink and I think the last time I drank hard liquor it was Southern Comfort or something like that.

Hell I wouldn't be able taste, feel, or see the difference between a martini that was shaken - not stirred!

So I go to the dictionary for a ruling on this and the definition of "upscale" is ...

Informal of or for the upper end of an economic or social scale; up-market

I don't think I'm at the top end of any social scale. I mean - I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I don't know anyone in a Mardi Gras Krewe - that's for sure ... I know a lot of red necks though. I do own two suits though from Men's Wearhouse - Calvin Klein ... slick

Now - I DO make a six figure income and live pretty comfortably. I drive a Honda - I think that's an up-check for "upscale" but ... it's also a truck so that may cancel out the "up-check" there. This shit is difficult here.

Just who are you ladies looking for when you say you're looking for "upscale" gentlemen?

I tend to think the word "upscale" is kind of useless - since a lady's donation kind of puts her in the socioeconomic scale she's looking for. For instance ... someone who charges $1000 per hour is prolly going to attract a more upscale clientele - real James Bond types you know? Me? I'll pass that ad up after I have a short fantasy and drool over her picks (she's gotta be hot for $1K per hour).

I haven't even touched on the other word I find a lot ... "discerning" ... as in "upscale discerning gentlemen." It sounds a bit snobbish - and I prolly don't fit that bill!

I'm very clean though!

[ArisRose]

Originally Posted by Arverni

I tend to think the word "upscale" is kind of useless - since a lady's donation kind of puts her in the socioeconomic scale she's looking for. For instance ... someone who charges $1000 per hour is prolly going to attract a more upscale clientele - real James Bond types you know? Me? I'll pass that ad up after I have a short fantasy and drool over her picks (she's gotta be hot for $1K per hour).

Totally agree.

[ax1971]

It just means you have the cash and wash your balls.

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by ax1971

It just means you have the cash and wash your balls.

LMFAO!!!

[Guest080613-2]

Lol I consider anyone in good quality when they know how to speak during communication (big turn off when someone speaks ghetto), doesn't come to me (as I once had) with $1 bills stacked in 50's wrapped in rubber bands) and knows how to treat a woman with respect, just my .02

[australian_hell_yun]

Anyone who doesn't use a super 8 as an incall. With all joking aside, I can't see someone being upscale neither a provider or hobbyist without knowing the true person behind their birth name. This board is a society off secrets and fantasies.

If one deems themselves to be upscale, how am I to judge. I'm paying for the fantasy and living for that one particular moment.

[Bertrichard2000]

i make enough money to hobby 4 times a month i do not spell very well but i know how to warsh my face and brush my teeth and say yes mamm but up scale no i am not but polite and kind i am .

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by australian_hell_yun

Anyone who doesn't use a super 8 as an incall. With all joking aside, I can't see someone being upscale neither a provider or hobbyist without knowing the true person behind their birth name. This board is a society off secrets and fantasies.

If one deems themselves to be upscale, how am I to judge. I'm paying for the fantasy and living for that one particular moment.

Well - I don't want to sound like an OWS guy here - but for me, I don't care how "upscale" the provider is or where she really came from.

I think - as men, we have that option to disregard that. We don't care if the girl came from the ghetto or from Beverly Hills as long as she has a nice personality, is honest, and looks hot.

I figured - one day I may just move to Biloxi and date Casino waitresses. Cuz ... they're pretty hot you know ... and I bet some of them are dirty just like me ... I don't care how much they make just if they're nice and fun.

[Guest080613-2]

Haha! I'm a retired casino cock-tail waitress. Figured I'd rather get carpal tunnel in the wrist from basket weaving a gents manhood versus those damn trays lol!

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by Mina Parker

Haha! I'm a retired casino cock-tail waitress.

You know - that doesn't surprise me. You just reinforced my fantasies about casino waitresses!

[Guest080613-2]

Lol woohoo!

[ax1971]

I find it peculiar when they describe how very well-educated they are.

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by ax1971

I find it peculiar when they describe how very well-educated they are.

Yeah I'm with you on that! They don't have to be too smart to be smarter ...
than me!!

[Guest113012]

Let me translate.......

"I cater to upscale gentlemen!"

Translation.....
"hopefully you will read this and think I don't just f&ck any guy so I'll seem the safer option when in actuality if you got tha bills.... Baby I got tha thrills!"

I'm sorry! Sometimes I can't help myself lol. Bottom line? Be respectful, brush your teeth and shower before you hit the bed and we are good to go!

[heidilynnla]

And don't try to bargain! Ya heard me, brah?
Don't try to "holla".
Don't ask me to meet in your truck or barter sex for a gun...yes that really happened
Lol