Since I have an urge to head out to a strip club once again. One can't not think of how many times l witness or encounter just omg moments at the club.
Back in 2005, i went to the mens club for my cousin bachelor party. All of the guys where ready for a good time. It was a perfect setting with the spurs playing the rockets and women half naked all around us. We got the party package so we had women in our area. I for one like a true spurs fan kept watching the game. One of the dancer that looked like a gothic chick asked if I wanted a dance. I decline and she threw a fit about me watching the game. I told her that I can watch the girls work the poles during commerical time.
Some of the girls around us broke out laughing but the gothic chick storm offs pouting. Any other day I would of said yes for the dance but frankly I dislike the rockets so there. Any who, as the night went all and money being spent wisley on some dancer. I saw this cute blond come out on stage and work the pole perfectly. She had those sexy blue eyes that made you wish you were on an island with her all alone. She work her magic on the stage and won the guys over. I went up to give her some tips and she smelled sexy. Then after she did her stuff she slightly bit me on the side of my neck. She then told me that I was the first guy in a while that didn't cry about her biting. I thought it wasn't that bad. Then I notice guys leaving the stage screaming in pain. She would nibble their necks after she got paid and the guys would walk back to there seat freaking out.
One of my cousins went to the stage then came back complaining about her. I told him he was soft. He told me that I couldn't handle a two song session with her. I of course told him that he would have to pay if I won the bet. We shook on it and I walk up to the third stage where she was working the last of her set. I ask her if I could get a two song dance from her and she was thrilled. We went to the side of the clubs where the girls give their dances. The first song I thought I was in heaven. She was so flexible and I was able to let my hands wander everywhere around her body. Then the second song came on. She started to nibble everywhere around my body. She got the chest, thighs, and zipper area. The song was ending soon and she lick my neck and play with my ear. After the song was over she bit the living hell out of my ear like she was a female version of Mike Tyson. I suck up the pain and yelled for my cousin to pay the woman. She told me to look for her after the club closed for some real fun.
After she walked away, my cousin was freaking out. I felt something warm around my ear. I touch the side of my left ear and saw what was on it. I was bleeding badly and I rush to the restroom. The bouncer was in the restroom also and notice my ear. He told me let me guess s***** bit you. I said how do you know that. Just my luck, I was the second guy bleeding that week from her. I didn't bother staying around two because I notice some of my chest had some funky color on it. I went to the doctor the next day to get a check up. Luckly i was just bruise around the chest and not in danger of something serious. My ear healed up too ha.
I have no regrets though of that awesome lap dance.
I thought to myself oh hell yeah. I walk back to my vision
Horror stories at the strip clubs
