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Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's
Lmao .. I hope everyone has a Fantastic friday
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I'll meet your comebacks and raise you.
M: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
W: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Here I thought it was because they stopped serving bovines.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Oh, the reason I ask is because your butt cheek is about to annex it.
M: Your place or mine?
W: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
M: You are right, I really didn't want to spend the night at your barn.
M: So, what do you do for a living?
W: I'm a female impersonator.
M: That may not be a problem. Another drink?
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertilized.
M: Anal sex then? I like it!
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is it closed for renovations? It surely needs them.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
W: But, would you stay there?
M: I may. The whales here are too hostile to harpoon.
M: If I could see you naked, I would die happy.
W: If I'd saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
M: Good! It won't bother you if I molest your dead body, would it?
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Buahaha.. TFF .. Pick up line Come backs !!
Thanks Lexxxi!
you would ask for another drink?
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