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08-24-2012, 10:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin
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Things not to say during sex
Try to remember this, folks
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08-24-2012, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 18,471
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Forgot my absolute favorite , Are you almost done Honey ?
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08-24-2012, 10:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
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* Move your head a little to the right. I can't see the game.
* Is it in yet?
* Would you cum already my neck's getting stiff.
* Wake me when you finish.
* Am I the best lover you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)
* Am I the biggest penis you've ever had? (Either you'll get a lie or worse the truth.)
* You don't mind if my dog watches do you?
* Mom would you go make us a sandwich?
* Sis hurry up before Mom walks in.
* Oh by the way I forgot to tell you something really important. I got this call from the clinic today ...
* Ooops!!
* The condom broke 5 minutes ago.
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08-24-2012, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
Location: killeen,tx.
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Beige....yep, i think ill paint the ceiling ,beige.
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08-25-2012, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2012
Location: ustin
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If your're in Arkansas, "Daddy, your're crushing my cigarettes!".
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08-25-2012, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: austin
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...Does this look infected...?"
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08-25-2012, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 12, 2012
Location: Austin
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I have to use your bathroom... That killed the whole session, I was soooo embarrassed I got dressed and left...
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08-26-2012, 12:34 PM
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User ID: 2742
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 1,014
My ECCIE Reviews
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The ultimate worst thing to say during sex... is "didn't your dick used to be bigger when we met"?
Ooops. It wasn't me, I swear.
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08-26-2012, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
Location: San Antonio
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From her:
"Is it going to work?"
"No, I'm not a squirter. That's just my infection...." (so wrong)
From him:
"Is it always this dry?" or "Want some lube?"
"Did you have Tuna for lunch?"
"I love your belly! How many months are you?" (so wrong)
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08-27-2012, 06:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 10, 2010
Location: Austin
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Is that my wife??
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08-27-2012, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Clarksville
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Who ate the corned beef?
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