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03-27-2012, 11:41 PM
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Some things you just don't argue about.....
A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said, "Would you care for dessert?
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03-27-2012, 11:48 PM
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lol, damn how can you argue with that.
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03-28-2012, 12:50 AM
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Lol nice
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03-28-2012, 03:31 PM
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Dang...sounds like that dinner cost him more than a bj!
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03-28-2012, 04:00 PM
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there is no argement about that ...o baby where do i need to go the bed or the floor
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03-28-2012, 04:29 PM
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03-28-2012, 05:07 PM
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LMAO!
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03-28-2012, 06:55 PM
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Love the humor, brains, and characters on this board. Beats anything else I've seen on any other media venue - ever! Thanks everybody!!!
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