Women vs Men in poetry

[qixerotic]

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking... This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[SweetElizabeth]

OMG!!!! lol

I do prefer more justice in the field of poetry. lol I am searching for a fave of mine... Certainly it is not on my "go" computer, but I will locate it!!

(BTW) I like fishing. ;-)

[SweetElizabeth]

'Twas the Night Before Christmas 'Twas The Night Before Christmas: Dancer's Version written by Liz Twas the night before Christmas , and all through the house The club was on fire, but not ready to douse! The stockings were draped over legs fixed with nair While rumors that "Liz' beth" soon would be there....... hehehe The Adults were nestled with their warm mix of Brandy while gogo girls danced around the club as eye candy The gals with no tops on, the guys with their taps were getting their groove on, the gals doing laps. When out of the speakers arose such a clatter The mirrors were bouncing so hard they might shatter! A Mistress for Christmas was playing out loud, And the words and the beat best suited this crowd! The lights on the dancer's bodies high and low, made the men shift in their seats as they grew down below! When what to their admiring eyes did appear, but a dancer in a red Christmas outfit for cheer! With dance moves and smiles so lively and quick, And pole moves that made me think they were tricks! Closer to the limelight the men did approach, Yet not close enough, the stage to encroach. "Now Lap Dance" "Now Couch Dance" "On Ladies" "On Men" "To the bar! "To the lounge" "Ladies, dance all you can!" "Now get the gals now, get them while they're hot" "Get yourself a lapdance! Give them a shot!" As the lights grew wild and the music grew louder, Those dancers had their routines down, You couldn't tell if they powdered! And then from the DJ booth came the announcement quite calm, "Welcome Liz to our stage, she is on the dot com." So the crowd near the stage turned their heads to see, The dancer in the Santa Suit! Who called herself Liz {eh!)! She was dressed in a red snowflake skirt and a bikini top red trimmed with fur, Her white high heeled boots and dolly socks just made her presence purr! The santa hat was much too large and sat atop her long blonde hair, Her ass while walking by me screamed pat me if you dare! Her eyes were blue and flirting, Her cheeks flush from dancing on stage, Her lips were lush and looked so soft! You couldn't tell her age... Her thigh was laced with a faux fur garter, That made all the men, plainly said, get much harder! She had a good body and very nice nipples, And they shook without command when she wiggled! She was 5foot 3 inches, One-thirty-five pounds. And she made me believe in multiple rounds! The smile on her face and the toss of her hair, soon led me to wonder if she shaved herself bare! She spoke not a word during the first song of her set. And I swear that I pictured her in a 69 Corvette! Bending here, twirling there, professionally tucking her dollars, Evidently she liked it and had become quite the scholar! She twirled round the pole with her legs in the air, Then down on her knees for a floorshow with flair! Her chest pumping heavy from the twenty minute set Made me realize how a woman could cause a man debt! With a warm simple smile, and a sparkle in her eyes, She headed for the dressing room, saying "Merry Christmas, Guys!"

[taggert]

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking... This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.[/QUOTE]

[DDarkness]

Very cute SweetElizabeth! Very nice

DD

[SweetElizabeth]

Thank you DD.

[DDarkness]

Of course you had me at ... "Mistress For Christmas" and I do like originals

DD

[Guest091813]

!!! nice!!

[Tiger]

The Night before Christmas

Kicks those stiletto heels under the couch.
She drops that red thong to her ankle.
Lifts her red-velvet white-rimmed santa mini-skirt up above her shapely hips.
She says, "Happy holidays, baby."
Oh how I love my Missy Christmas.
We kiss under the mistletoe and awaken under the tree.



Fantasy

I love the way you make me scream
Just before I`m about to cream
Nude and wet
It`s addicting how you make me sweat

It`s intoxicating how you tease me
Running your hands all over my body and squeeezing me
FLickering your eyes to my lips
You`re hands gripping my skinny hips

Legs wrapped around you in the air
I love how you pull my hair
I love how you swiftly dip
Nibbling my earlobe as you pull up my hips

Just as you make me cum
I grip the sheets until we`re done
The experience is amazing
I love you baby

[SweetElizabeth]

Oooh! I bet YOU are booked the Xmas eve morning... wink

[Tiger]

Your Christmas Present
by hotvixen069

I know this is a little early
But I just could not wait
to give you your present honey
At least I won’t be late.

I am just letting you know that....

You will find me on Christmas morning,
tied up under your Christmas tree
Around my throat is a red satin bow with a note saying...
“Merry Christmas, to you from me”

My hands tied behind my back
with a ribbon green and red
My whole body is exposed for you to see
not covered by a single thread.

Nipple clamps joined by chain
attached to my nipples so hard
Pull them, pinch them and suck them...
You know with me honey, there are no holds barred!

Please take me as you will
Untie me or leave me tied,
the choice is yours honey
My thighs will be spreading for you... wide.

All your other toys will be pushed aside,
as you lay and play with me
I will light your Christmas dawn
I will be the tinsel on your tree

My sparkle will illuminate your eyes
and warm your soul so deep within
Please fill me with your Christmas cheer,
let your joy and merriment begin

Oh, oh, oh – away you go
Soaring high on your wave of pleasure
This Christmas will be your best one yet
No other, in comparison will measure.

I hope you have been extremely good this year, so Santa cums! ;-)

[offshoredrilling]

man on xmass

And so I woke
this Christmas morn
to find you my dear
under the tree
as you said
My gift
Santa's
sloppy seconds
you, my favorite
cum slut horror

[DDarkness]

Waking up with you
On Christmas so wonderful
Tasting you again

Feeling you on me
Touching me as I get hard
Making me want you

Driving into you
Needing your wet attention
Feeling you respond

Cumming with passion
Feeling you cum with me too
Wrapped in your embrace

Ok Ok I know I know STOP DRINKING AND TYPING DD!!!!!

DD