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Originally Posted by yumtum
Yeah, 90s action movies taught us that each department has to have at least one Asian hottie cop, I believe. But that might have been some Clinton-era diversity guidelines we no longer have to worry about.
My guideline is, check if the person at the door is anything other than an appropriate looking Asian female, if so, pretend to be lost and leave. If they’re wearing underwear, that’s also suspicious. Or a shoulder holster. Check carefully to make sure it’s not a white dude in Kabuki makeup. If it’s a person in a helmet, vest, and mask, also a good sign to leave.
Ironically, I’ve heard from enough providers over the years that cops, judges, etc are their frequent customers of course. Including from spa girls.
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Having been to enough SPAMPS ( I miss the Aloha off Bagby - been gone for over 10 years) I have ladies meet me at the 2nd door (most don't have someone manning the front desk) wearing some barely covering lingerie or some ultra short pleated skirt, usually with undies.
To me if the place has 2-3 cameras watching the parking lot / sidewalk, there is 1-2 cameras in the lobby, there is a metal locking door to get back to the rooms and the girls are dressed skimpy then it is a good sign everything is on the table.
But once a place is raided and shut down for a few days, weeks, months I am very leery because as pointed out.. HPD has Asian female officers.
On the few times I have gone back it was over a year.
There was one massage place that I thought was legit because the first 4 times I went they kept my goodies covered with a towel and the lady was wearing scrubs. The rooms were fairly soundproofed so that one could drift off. Then on the 5th visit (kept seeing the same lady) she did not cover me & on the flip she was naked with a smile.
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