Welcome to ECCIE, become a part of the fastest growing adult community. Take a minute & sign up!

Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

Become a part of one of the fastest growing adult communities online. We have something for you, whether you’re a male member seeking out new friends or a new lady on the scene looking to take advantage of our many opportunities to network, make new friends, or connect with people. Join today & take part in lively discussions, take advantage of all the great features that attract hundreds of new daily members!

Go Premium

Go Back   ECCIE Worldwide > Texas > Dallas > The Sandbox - Dallas
test
The Sandbox - Dallas The Sandbox is a collection of off-topic discussions. Humorous threads, Sports talk, and a wide variety of other topics can be found here. If it's NOT an adult-themed topic, then it belongs here

Most Favorited Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Most Liked Images
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
  • Thumb
Top Reviewers
cockalatte 650
MoneyManMatt 490
Jon Bon 408
Still Looking 399
samcruz 399
Harley Diablo 377
honest_abe 362
DFW_Ladies_Man 313
George Spelvin 312
Starscream66 301
Chung Tran 288
lupegarland 287
nicemusic 285
You&Me 281
sharkman29 262
Top Posters
DallasRain71328
biomed167661
Yssup Rider62831
gman4454993
LexusLover51038
offshoredrilling49479
WTF48272
pyramider46416
bambino45243
The_Waco_Kid39856
CryptKicker37390
Mokoa36499
Chung Tran36100
Still Looking35944
Dr-epg34160

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 03-03-2010, 02:23 AM   #1
technicallygeek
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: etc
Posts: 348
Encounters: 6
Default Best Phone Call Ever

just read this thru...



**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**


**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**


Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**


**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water **
**Last week to clean it.**


**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****


****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****


**Then Daddy says,**


**'Swimming pool? ...........**


**Is this 486-5731?'*



**No, I think you dialed the wrong number
technicallygeek is offline   Quote
Old 03-03-2010, 06:23 AM   #2
tsrv4me
Valued Poster
 
tsrv4me's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Granbury,Tx.
Posts: 684
Encounters: 5
Default

I had a young lady that worked for me ...had a great sense of humor....One morning came to work and was telling me about the obscene phone call she had the night before ....she started with answering the phone and the heavy breathing ...after a shhort time he started to tell her very graphically what he wanted to do to her ......as soon as he started she handed the phone to her sister ....and said here its for you ....and walked away ......I loved the quick thinking .........T
tsrv4me is offline   Quote
Old 03-14-2010, 04:04 PM   #3
Dasani
Account Disabled
 
User ID: 1567
Join Date: Jul 16, 2009
Location: "Dallas/Ft. Worth" Call PM or email to book! Several Ladies available
Posts: 1,130
Default

LMAO...
So body got f*cked.
*shaking my head*
No way.
Dasani is offline   Quote
Reply



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A phone call from a regular Lily Blair Coed Discussions 17 02-24-2010 07:31 AM
My Phone F.Y.I. vnurse Coed Discussions - Dallas 2 02-23-2010 10:50 PM
Strange phone call from Phoenix l25_rules Coed Discussions - Houston 7 02-12-2010 02:03 PM
Phone down... NaughtyPlayz4U Coed Discussions - San Antonio 1 01-26-2010 03:35 PM
THE PHONE THE PHONE : ) Rebeccaofdallas Coed Discussions - Dallas 11 11-07-2009 03:05 PM

AMPReviews.net
Find Ladies
Hot Women

Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright © 2009 - 2016, ECCIE Worldwide, All Rights Reserved