Worst idea BCD you girls and guys have ever done???

[CG2014]

It could be in your hobby/providing life or in your RW life.

What's the worst idea you ever got "between the sheets?" that you wish you didn't try?

I mean, we all probably have done one or two things we regret the morning after or a few minutes after we've done the deed.

Sex in the cab of a small Toyota pickup truck with 2 bucket seats. Mine and the girl I was with, our backs hated us for weeks after that. We could had done it on the hard metal surface of the short bed but we didn't have any thick blankets and it was also cold outside.

Food! Specifically with honey and whipped cream. It looks fun in Porn but it's not, it's messy and gross and the clean up afterward involves throwing all the sheets and pillow cases into the wash.

[SchnellerFahrer]

Worst idea for me was using one of those Desensitizing Sprays, which is intended to make you last LONGER.

Sadly in my case, it desensitized things to the point I was getting a gigantic Softie. Had to switch to a HJ, the poor lady was trying and trying, and after some aggressive coaching (and lube), I finally blew.


Never again! I don't last super long, but that's better than not getting hard.

[CG2014]

Well, at least you know it worked. ^^^

[superchicken]

In my 20s I replied to a ISO of a guy that wanted his wife plowed while he watched. I thought his wife was cute but did not anticipate how much a naked dude in the room would kill the mood.

[FunMonday]

RW girlfriend and I thought it might be fun to taser my ass as I creampide her during her organism. We thought we would ride the lightening together but I wound up in the hostipal and a numb ass cheek for a week

[Admiral Giggle]

Originally Posted by FunMonday

RW girlfriend and I thought it might be fun to taser my ass as I creampide her during her organism. We thought we would ride the lightening together but I wound up in the hostipal and a numb ass cheek for a week

I bet there's a market for those videos out there somewhere.

Taze me while BBBJCIM
TAZE CIA
TAZE CIP
TAZE while DATY

Let the current flow!!

[DownForWhatever]

Sex on the beach...it never turns out like you think it will.

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by DownForWhatever

Sex on the beach...it never turns out like you think it will.

What happened?

She got sand in her Schlitz and it felt like fucking sandpaper?

[DownForWhatever]

Originally Posted by CG2014

What happened?

She got sand in her Schlitz and it felt like fucking sandpaper?

...yeah something like that!

Sand and sphincters are not good combo either.