NOT - THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF IN THE HOBBY

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so i dont sidetrack urhuckleberry's thread...

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF IN THE HOBBY:

1) When he shows up and has to ask where to chain up his 10-speed

==> i dont need a chain, nobody would want my bike!!

2) When he asks if I take credit cards (after he's already written me a hot check in the past)

==> sorry, my dog ate my PIN and cleaned out my checking acct!!

3) When I answer the door to Smeagol and he's ready to bury his "precious" where?

==> must have been cos i rode from e. dallas to your place :^(

4) When the guy is early, and I don't get to finish blow drying my hair to perfection! gawd, don't you know that affects my performance?!! LOL

==> next time i'll not show up early if you promise not to use the blow dryer on me!!

5) When we fight over who's going to get up afterwards and go make us a sandwich...you get up...no YOU get up!

==> problem solved - i'll bring schlotzsky sandwiches - LOTZ of flavor!!

6) When I'm trying to show him my favorite part of my favorite porn movie & he keeps trying to fiddle with me...LOOK, you're missing the best part!

==> oops, i thought i was diddling w/ the DVD controls to slow it down so i could take notes!!

7) When I let him take a nap (after our BCD activities) and he forgets that he has to get up and go home to his wife (should I charge a room fee? Checkout time 11am?)

==> i thought you requested late checkout :^(

8) When I get proposed to during a session and they didn't get the ring sized to a 6 1/2 - Duh!!

==> cracker jacks only has one size of rings in their boxes :^(

9) When he asks if he can bring a friend to play with us and shows up with a sock monkey! WTH? At least bring a real Midget or something cool!

==> what?? are you a sock monkey-ist!! ok, how about a dwarf?

10) I hate it when I ever DO get a real (civie) boyfriend and he's giving me his absolute best....and I'm imaging my ATF client instead!! LOL, dammit that's the absolute worst! Don't spoil me and expect these other "regular" boys to have a chance!

==> a little fantasy is ok. i'll tone my best down a notch or two just for you.
[doesnt this one belong in the "you know you've been in the hobby too long..." thread??]

With the exception of #10....I was JUST JOKING!

ha ha ha

i know you were and so was i.
just bringing levity to the eccie masses [or was that a service??]