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06-16-2011, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Dallas, Texas
Posts: 3,835
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So long, friends. I'm leaving here forever.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
But I was thinking (every few years I do that): With so many farewell threads clogging up Coed, maybe we should devote a forum entirely to the long goodbyes.
What could we call such a forum? Here are my ideas. Please add your own. Or don't. I don't care. I just can't take it anymore and I'm leaving anyway. Nah, I'm just fucking with you again.
Possible Names for a Goodbye, ECCIE Forum
"Goodbye, Cruel Hobby World"
"Post Things Here You'll Regret Saying Later"
"Posts by Those Who Lost Their Money, Their Wife, and Soon Their Computer Due to Their Sex Addiction"
"Mostly Retirement Threads by tiggold, But a Few by Others"
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06-16-2011, 03:43 PM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: North texas
Posts: 12,594
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How about:
"The Goodbye Forum 'Cause The SO Caught Me And Is Forcing Me To Post This While She Watches."
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06-16-2011, 03:46 PM
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#3
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 2, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,128
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the year of goodbyes and so longs.....my cock was writing checks my bank account couldn't pay.
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06-16-2011, 03:48 PM
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#4
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 16, 2009
Location: Very Far North Dallas and a little of the West
Posts: 1,355
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
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Hey at lease U used your own handle to fuck with us.
One question, Were U born in the USA?
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06-16-2011, 03:59 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Dallas, Texas
Posts: 3,835
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prolongus
How about:
"The Goodbye Forum 'Cause The SO Caught Me And Is Forcing Me To Post This While She Watches."
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I like that, but tinkering with it a little it could be:
"The Goodbye Forum: 'cause the SO Caught Me and:
(a) she's holding a gun to my head
(b) the process server is knocking at my door with divorce papers
(c) she has a rusty, dull machete poised over mis huevos
or
(d) I'm planning my return under a new handle
...While I Post This"
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06-16-2011, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 9, 2010
Location: Plano, TX
Posts: 335
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When I leave I am going to slip out as quietly as I slipped in...
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06-16-2011, 07:25 PM
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#7
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Wicked Tryst dot net
User ID: 791
Join Date: Apr 15, 2009
Location: Midcities (Luxury Private Apt)
Posts: 5,008
My ECCIE Reviews
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LMAO
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06-16-2011, 07:45 PM
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#8
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 29, 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 285
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1. The Consequences of Being Busted
2. So Long, and Thanks for All the Sex
3. See Everyone in a Couple Months!
4. Last Minute Cries for Attention
5. Attempts to Stall the Divorce
6. Time to Make Up a Fresh Handle...
7. See Ya, Suckers!
8. Yeah, Well, I'm Gonna Go Make My Own Board! ... With Blackjack!
9. Exhibit G
10. Run Away!
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06-16-2011, 07:45 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: .....
Posts: 784
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how about...
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShysterJon
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
But I was thinking (every few years I do that): With so many farewell threads clogging up Coed, maybe we should devote a forum entirely to the long goodbyes.
What could we call such a forum? Here are my ideas. Please add your own. Or don't. I don't care. I just can't take it anymore and I'm leaving anyway. Nah, I'm just fucking with you again.
Possible Names for a Goodbye, ECCIE Forum
"Goodbye, Cruel Hobby World"
"Post Things Here You'll Regret Saying Later"
"Posts by Those Who Lost Their Money, Their Wife, and Soon Their Computer Due to Their Sex Addiction"
"Mostly Retirement Threads by tiggold, But a Few by Others"
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Nah, I'm just fucking with you again....
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06-16-2011, 08:07 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Dallas, Texas
Posts: 3,835
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Proper Stranger
4. Last Minute Cries for Attention
* * *
7. See Ya, Suckers!
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I REALLY like these two. No. 4 could be the forum for guys and no. 7 the forum for girls. I've always enjoyed the threads by girls who indignantly lecture us and tell us they're picking up their marbles to go back to BP. I read those and think, huh, that's an unusual way to run a business. It'd be like me standing outside my corner grocery store shouting at passersby, "You'll never come into my store and shop because I won't let you! TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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06-16-2011, 08:20 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 20, 2010
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 240
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Thanks God your not leaving, I look forward to seeing your new avatars.
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06-16-2011, 08:30 PM
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#12
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Mar 29, 2009
Location: Camelot
Posts: 1,389
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Great Thread, Shyster.
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06-16-2011, 08:53 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Nov 22, 2009
Location: TX
Posts: 2,754
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Damn, those are all good ones. I may have to just borrow from a movie line when the hero must make a tragic stage left.
Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.
[ picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
Navin R. Johnson: [ outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[ dog growls at him]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.
Steve Martin -from the The Jerk
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06-16-2011, 09:13 PM
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#14
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 2, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 2,128
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my wife did not believe the "doppelganger" story.
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06-16-2011, 09:15 PM
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Professional Tush Hog.
Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 9,099
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You Won't Have Me to Kick Around Anymore!
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