Things A Provider REALLY Loves To Hear

[jan-w]

1. "I see in your reviews you do doggy. Can I bring my dog in now?"

2. "Did I mention Jack the Ripper is my role model?"

3. "This will have to be a quickie. I'm overdue back at the half-way house."

4. "We don't need foreplay. I can fuck like a rabbit for the entire 2 hour session."

5. "You don't mind if I leave my diaper on? I have accidents sometimes."

6. "Baby, you're going to love this."

7. "I don't need a shower. I showered this morning before going to work at the slaughterhouse."

8. "How would you like to make some REALLLL money?"

9. "You do give discounts for 9 inches don't you?"

10. "I love you."

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

11. "The check's in the mail."

[Guest102513-1]

12) I just won the Super Lottery or hit "00" pay-off on the gambling tables,
so I have cash that no one knows about expect you and I

[Gulf2]

13) So, does your family know what you do for a living?

[Sens55]

14) Come one. Tell me. Wasn't I the best you've ever had?

[TH64083]

15. I promise I won't Cum in your mouth.

[old-tyme-racer]

16. My checks don't bounce

[friendlyflasher]

17 - Dont worry about the sores they are scabbed over nicely. Besides they enhance the plesure kinda like a french tickler.
18 - You remind me of my sister back home in Arkansas.

[CaptainKaos]

19. Honey, I'm the man who can take you away from all of this.

[incognito isis]

20. You can stay as long as you want

[katkisses2000]

21. I promise its all there you dont have to check
22.Its ok that i brought a friend with me.
23.Well are we done yet

[katkisses2000]

24.It was only 45 mins do i get a discout?

[KCQuestor]

25. Wow, you came so much YOU should pay ME

[jaybee]

26. can i book one hour for my grandpa............ he needs his pipes cleaned out too.

[malwoody]

27. I am a very well known Hobbyist, give me a two hour free session every week and I will keep you busy with referrals.