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Old 08-08-2017, 12:50 AM   #1
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Default WTF is "upscale" ?!

What The Fuck* is "upscale"

It would seem that some fucktards have somehow diluted the meaning of "upscale" with the influx of lazy ass BP pimps that actually think that their overuse of emojis and, specifically, the word "upscale" really sets their bitches apart from the rest of the tards who advertise with overuse of emojis and the word "upscale."

Perhaps this has been discussed before..... But since I am NOT allowed to bump posts over 30 days old, mod you know who are, let's start anew and lay this shit out for our recently-joined members....

Let's clear this up, or at a minimum, hear your definition of what you think "upscale" is UITB heeeeya.





*DISCLAIMER: This post has no connection/relation to the tard who chose WTF as his/her handle.


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Old 08-08-2017, 03:46 AM   #2
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Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...

1. High priced
2. High weight

Well ... there's a third possibility ... both!
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Old 08-08-2017, 04:29 AM   #3
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But since I am NOT allowed to bump reviews over 30 days old...
FTFY...

P.S.-The WTF comment is you slipping again...stop...
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Old 08-08-2017, 05:18 AM   #4
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When a poor schmuck pays 500 for a CBJ ... Upscale..
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Old 08-08-2017, 05:27 AM   #5
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When a poor schmuck pays 500 for a CBJ ... Upscale..
How about $400?

http://houston.backpage.com/WomenSee...eyword=Upscale

http://houston.backpage.com/Therapeu...eyword=Upscale
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Old 08-08-2017, 05:30 AM   #6
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If you mean 400 Mexican pesos... Maybe
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Old 08-08-2017, 05:34 AM   #7
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Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...

1. High priced
2. High weight

Well ... there's a third possibility ... both!
http://houston.backpage.com/Therapeu...urves/53402018
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Old 08-08-2017, 07:45 AM   #8
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Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients.
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Old 08-08-2017, 07:57 AM   #9
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Pinckies.... Heh...
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Old 08-08-2017, 08:00 AM   #10
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FTFY...
Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts.. But that is a topic for another day....but thank you for pointing that out.
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Old 08-08-2017, 10:56 AM   #11
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Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients.
Guilty as charged.
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Old 08-08-2017, 01:24 PM   #12
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When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.

When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.

Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation.
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Old 08-08-2017, 01:45 PM   #13
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Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts...
You are incorrect...
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Old 08-08-2017, 02:01 PM   #14
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When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.

When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.

Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation.

All of this plus a glass of wine.

If the nail salon doesn't offer wine, then I don't go there.
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Old 08-08-2017, 02:55 PM   #15
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Bitch better have my money
Not half, not some....



I will not even look at a post emoji
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