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08-08-2017, 12:50 AM
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Join Date: Sep 18, 2014
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WTF is "upscale" ?!
What The Fuck* is "upscale"
It would seem that some fucktards have somehow diluted the meaning of "upscale" with the influx of lazy ass BP pimps that actually think that their overuse of emojis and, specifically, the word "upscale" really sets their bitches apart from the rest of the tards who advertise with overuse of emojis and the word "upscale."
Perhaps this has been discussed before..... But since I am NOT allowed to bump posts over 30 days old, mod you know who are, let's start anew and lay this shit out for our recently-joined members....
Let's clear this up, or at a minimum, hear your definition of what you think "upscale" is UITB heeeeya.
*DISCLAIMER: This post has no connection/relation to the tard who chose WTF as his/her handle.
Bitch better have my money
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08-08-2017, 03:46 AM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2010
Location: Texas
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Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...
1. High priced
2. High weight
Well ... there's a third possibility ... both!
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08-08-2017, 04:29 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 28,031
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Originally Posted by TryWeakly
But since I am NOT allowed to bump reviews over 30 days old...
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FTFY...
P.S.-The WTF comment is you slipping again...stop...
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08-08-2017, 05:18 AM
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Join Date: May 7, 2010
Location: houston
Posts: 132
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When a poor schmuck pays 500 for a CBJ ... Upscale..
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08-08-2017, 05:30 AM
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Join Date: May 7, 2010
Location: houston
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If you mean 400 Mexican pesos... Maybe
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08-08-2017, 05:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2010
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by LexusLover
Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...
1. High priced
2. High weight
Well ... there's a third possibility ... both!
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http://houston.backpage.com/Therapeu...urves/53402018
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08-08-2017, 07:45 AM
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Ribbed, For Her Pleasure
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Not Chicago
Posts: 16,442
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Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients.
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08-08-2017, 07:57 AM
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Pinckies.... Heh...
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08-08-2017, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Wakeup
FTFY...
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Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts.. But that is a topic for another day....but thank you for pointing that out.
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08-08-2017, 10:56 AM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 71
Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 3,683
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Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients.
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Guilty as charged.
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08-08-2017, 01:24 PM
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Daytime Playmate :-)
User ID: 4781
Join Date: Jan 2, 2010
Location: Private Incall ~ Westchase/Memorial/Energy Corridor
Posts: 12,489
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When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.
When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.
Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation.
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08-08-2017, 01:45 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts...
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You are incorrect...
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08-08-2017, 02:01 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 118353
Join Date: Jan 21, 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 5,799
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde
When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.
When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.
Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation.
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All of this plus a glass of wine.
If the nail salon doesn't offer wine, then I don't go there.
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08-08-2017, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 6, 2015
Location: Here
Posts: 1,973
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Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Bitch better have my money
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Not half, not some....
I will not even look at a post emoji
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