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Old 07-07-2017, 11:19 AM   #1
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Default Review: I suffered on for the cause... after I vomited... CL Melissa

Date: Mid June
Provider: CL Melissa
Phone: You don't want it
Email Address: You don't want this either
URL / Website: -
City: McKinney
State: Texas
Address: 380/75
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Excitement, regret, second guessing, regret, vomit, BBBJ, FPSF (see ROS), CIM continual regret
Session Length: Too long
Fee: 60 less 20
Hair Color and Length: Shoulder length brown
Age: 30s?
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: See ROS for pics. short girl with fat tits, no ass because it forced itself into her stomach
Recommendation: If you are this adventurous email me
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Old 07-07-2017, 12:10 PM   #2
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HOLY SHIT. Literally.
That is a Loganesque adventure my friend, and might even have surpassed that lofty standard!
I am literally laughing my ass off, disgusted, empathetic and curiously aroused ALL at the same time.
Good Heaven's man.
You f*cked the sh*t out of that Fat Pussy Sack you poor, wonderful, madman.
This review had it all. Wal-mart. Ice Cream. Squirting. Debauchery on an epic scale. Unintended Scat play. One man's will to survive and the insatiable drive to drop a load.
Forget review of the year, this is an all-timer.
Author! Author! Bravo!! Bravo!
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Old 07-07-2017, 12:17 PM   #3
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I am literally, speechless.
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:07 PM   #4
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You sir deserve a medal. Medal of HOnor.
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:11 PM   #5
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Epic dude
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:29 PM   #6
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I am literally, speechless.
THIS!!
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:40 PM   #7
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Crap! I just realized I put some ROS in my post - anyone know how to fix that. I don't see an edit option.
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:42 PM   #8
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um... I just THOUGHT I wanted to get laid today. I'm just going home to drink. A lot...
I would say that you are my hero, but fuuuuuuuuck that...
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:57 PM   #9
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I'm laughing and about to puke at the same time.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:25 PM   #10
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um... I just THOUGHT I wanted to get laid today. I'm just going home to drink. A lot...
I would say that you are my hero, but fuuuuuuuuck that...
Same here!
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:13 PM   #11
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You should really talk to someone..
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:35 PM   #12
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I just laughed my ass off reading this again!
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Old 07-07-2017, 04:15 PM   #13
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I'm just going home to drink. A lot...
I just finished a single beer before reading this, and.. my stomach does not feel good, damn it.. I was fine before I read this.. I'm fucking grossed out.

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Old 07-07-2017, 04:33 PM   #14
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Damn....if that's not TOFTT ... I don't know what the f*ck is!!!! And now I feel sick and questioning a lot of shit...
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Old 07-07-2017, 06:24 PM   #15
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Lancelot33 said it all. Bravo dude. I know a good PTSD therapist should you want to talk about it.
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