gangbang/renovation party (cross-posted from sandbox)

[vogon_slayer]

Salutations! My wife and I have decided to do a sort of combination event. Part gangbang bdsm porno re-enactment, part renovation party!

So here's the deal. We are looking for 5 or so good men for a 4 hour+ event. For most of the time, it'll be everyone taking turns having fun with the wife while everyone else works, but the plan is for a more general "free for all" later in the day. We are looking for guys that have some knowledge and experience hanging drywall, or wiring houses, or even just laboring stripping plaster and lathe.

Beer and some snacks will be provided, and the wife is genuinely dtf (this is a fantasy for both of us). If you're sick of going to events where everyone just stands around looking uncomfortable at each other, and would like to try out the real deal, this might be a great opportunity.

What we need from you is a brief letter explaining what you have to offer in terms of skills and that at least shows you are a respectful person. Also, it's not a rule, but if you're 10" or more, it might be a problem.

If you're interested, send me a pm, and we'll provide those that we like with scheduling and location info. Admission is free, but screening is required.

[Guest011124]

Interesting.

[vogon_slayer]

Thank you! We are definitely going on the theory that themed parties would be more fun than just "show up and get jiggy".

[ben dover]

Awesome concept!

[JONBALLS]

ill do it

I don't have to

BELIEVE ME folks , ive built an AMAZING business ,

an AMAZING LIFE...... don't have to do this


but I love my whore board . TOO much so I feel I must do this.


all started with a 3 dollar LOAN from my FATHER. and from that I built some AMAZING buildings,

in a crooked and RIGGED system


with a handful of undocumented mexcans



UNDERTIME
and

UNDER budget..... I must tell you folks

[JONBALLS]

Believe me folks

I HAVE to TELL you

if this doesn't go through

I will consider THIS

THE

BIGGEST

waste of TIME and MONEY of ALL time


but I will go back


to MY GREAT GREAT life







I must tell you folks

[Gotyour6]

I had a hooker tell me she would do anything for $200.00

I had her paint my house. It was hot

[Legacy69]

Originally Posted by Gotyour6

I had a hooker tell me she would do anything for $200.00

I had her paint my house. It was hot

Lmao

[Next Best Thing]

This situation here is tremendously dysfunctional even by the standards of this board.

Stunning the things that people will resort to and moreso that they even come up with this shit in the first place.

Hopefully the neighbors never even suspect this type of thing is going on under their fucking noses.

[Next Best Thing]

When my current primary residence was being built I used to become curious and would sometimes stop by to check on the progress of the construction.

One time when I stopped by there was a small regiment of obviously undocumented little people doing the kind of thing the opening post in this thread is soliciting help with - sheetrocking, painting, installing hardwood flooring - the type of relatively unskilled bullshit that one does not need professional licensing to perform.

To make sure these folks tried harder than they otherwise would not to fuck up I brought them two cases of Budweiser and a couple of pizzas.

This shit works. No need to allow them to befoul your wife. That's free advice there.

[vogon_slayer]

Lol! Well, one person's dysfunction is another person's fantasy

In this case, the labor is actually part of the fun, it's not like I am really figuring on getting that much actual work out of it, but the thought of the "break room girl" has some appeal, and as she puts it "men in toolbelts are hot".

So, whatever, go back to your missionary position, no judgment from me

[rooster]

Originally Posted by vogon_slayer

Lol! Well, one person's dysfunction is another person's fantasy

Oh, that is soooooo going into the Fav Phrazes Suppository....

Very nice comeback, btw, vogon. Most would have gotten a bit defensive. Yer lookin' good....

.

[doctorsteve]

I just want to see how shitty the remodel turns out. Take pics vogon.

[rooster]

Originally Posted by doctorsteve

I just want to see how shitty the remodel turns out. Take pics vogon.

I'm picturing Gene Hackman's house in "Unforgiven"...

[Standupinit]

Whats wifey look like? How about a pic?