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Originally Posted by modda
best thing is to call 911 and explain your situation.
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911 operator: 911 what is your emergency?
virgin: Um, hello.
911 operator: Hello, is everything OK?
virgin: Well...I...I need a hooker.
911 operator: Would you like an incall or an outcall?
virgin: Wha-?...incall, I think.
911 operator: I get off work in 15 minutes so start driving to ****** and **********. I'll get a room at the Best Western. Give me a call when you get in the parking lot, sweetie.
virgin: Holy shit! Am I really gonna get laid?
911 operator: Oh yeah! I love virgins. Ever since my divorce that's all I think about.
virgin: Sweet!
911 operator: Bye bye.
virgin: I love you...
who would u recommend for a young virgin with no reference?
