Republicans: Make A Case On The Pro's and Con's of Joining The Republican Party

[Sistine Chapel]

here is your sales pitch opportunity. I'm multicultural (Cablanasian like Tiger Woods) and I'm new to America so why should I join the Republican party.

Please give me the Pro's and Con's.

Thanks

[Luke_Wyatt]

Pros : if you honor the constitution and want less government involved in your life we are the party of the people. If you believe in gun rights for law abiding Citizens and protections an unborns life we are the right choice.

Cons: you will be joining the party of assholes like dalilama, lustlad, I B hankering, Rey Leguna, Bambino and CuteOldguy that in itself would make the average person run the opposite direction.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

here is your sales pitch opportunity. I'm multicultural (Cablanasian like Tiger Woods) and I'm new to America so why should I join the Republican party.

Please give me the Pro's and Con's.

Thanks

Why waste the time. The Democrats will take you with open arms. You don't belong in a conservative organization. Have a circle jerk with Puke Wyatt, MT pocket pool, Overgreasy, and Asswipe. Trolls, tools and fools.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

here is your sales pitch opportunity. I'm multicultural (Cablanasian like Tiger Woods) and I'm new to America so why should I join the Republican party.

Please give me the Pro's and Con's.

Thanks

Pros -

1. You will have better networking opportunities. More successful businessmen are Republicans, so you'll stand a better chance of meeting potential employers and customers if you hang with elephants.

2. Given that you are multicultural you will be considered exotic among Republican women and thus will snag more poontang. To a Democrat chic you're just another Cablanasian. (However, see #5 below.)

3. You can be content knowing that you support the party whose economic policies in the long term result in more growth and more prosperity for more people. And some in your party (but unfortunately not most) believe in the fiscal discipline that will be required to keep your country from becoming a basket case 30 or 40 years in the future.

4. There are exceptions, but Republicans tend to more firmly believe in fundamental freedoms enshrined in the Constitution and Bill of Rights

Cons -

5. While you will get laid more as a Republican, Democrat women in general are hotter. So you really have a quality versus quantity dilemma.

6. You don't have to live a double life if you're gay or if your girlfriend gets an abortion. These are things that you might want to hide from your Republican friends, while Democrats likely will be more accepting.

[TheDaliLama]

You're not a scumbag Democrat and we pay better.

Thinking about changing jobs Dipshit?

We vet and require an ID.

No commies.

If you pass Italia will show to your office and give you your gym pass.

Cocktail hour is at 5:30 on the top floor.

Wear a coat and tie.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

You're not a scumbag Democrat and we pay better.

Thinking about changing jobs Dipshit?

We vet and require an ID.

No commies.

If you pass Italia will show to your office and give you your gym pass.

Cocktail hour is at 5:30 on the top floor.

Wear a coat and tie.

If he ain't wearin' shirt, pants belted, socks, and shoes...

... I'm out of there!!!!

[TheDaliLama]

Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt

Pros : if you honor the constitution and want less government involved in your life we are the party of the people. If you believe in gun rights for law abiding Citizens and protections an unborns life we are the right choice.

Cons: you will be joining the party of assholes like dalilama, lustlad, I B hankering, Rey Leguna, Bambino and CuteOldguy that in itself would make the average person run the opposite direction.

In your case waddling will do. You probably could roll faster.

[Guest123018-4]

Why would I want to join any political party.
No I do not consider myself independent.

I will play the game and give you the only thing that would make sense.

Pro: Change it from within much like the communists and socialists did with the Democrat party and push libertarian ideals.

Cons: Like the Democrat party there are too many in it that just vote the party with no clue what is really going on in this nation much less the world.

The Republican party is so fractured with way too many factions that refuse to compromise within their own party. If they would ever learn how to embrace the differences within their own party they could defeat the Democrats in every election but those that are set up for the Democrats.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

In your case waddling will do. You probably could roll faster.

+1

Lubed Wide-ass is a fraud.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

here is your sales pitch opportunity. I'm multicultural (Cablanasian like Tiger Woods) and I'm new to America so why should I join the Republican party.

Please give me the Pro's and Con's.

Thanks

why should i try to convince you to be a Republican? why don't you try to convince me to be a Dimmytard?

[IIFFOFRDB]

Originally Posted by Tiny

5. While you will get laid more as a Republican, Democrat women in general are hotter. So you really have a quality versus quantity dilemma.

I'ma call BS on that statement... Conservative Womens with beautiful minds have the sweetest pussies, FACT!