STAY HOME TODAY!

[Fancyinheels]

In case you haven't seen the weather, turn on the TV. Houston is stalled out due to extremely heavy flooding reminiscent of Tropical Storm Allison, and roads will continue to be risky for some time as the weather system is just sitting. Schools, businesses, and freeways are closing, flights at both airports are being canceled willy nilly. I've had tornado and flash flood warnings at both my home in the northern woods AND at my Houston incall apartment, and that's a broad swath of territory.

If you can, stay where you're at right now. I'm hunkering down with the wee woofs, as my exit road from the Irish Chihuahua Refuge is already flooded over. May be days before I can get out.

And no, don't put the ladies in jeopardy, either. I'm already getting texts and calls requesting outcalls across town. Anybody who would ask that today makes me question their concern for human life other than their own.

I know rainy days make us all frisky, but please, be safe and live to Hobby another time!

[Guest120216]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

And no, don't put the ladies in jeopardy, either. I'm already getting texts and calls requesting outcalls across town.

As of the early Am today, ladies have been posting Ads for gents to come to see them at their incalls so I say it goes both ways.

Ladies don't put gents in harms way either...

Thanks Fancy for the heads up.....!

[Pedro Nesta]

I knew I should have bought that boat!

[thewaters71]

Originally Posted by charcoal

As of the early Am today, ladies have been posting Ads for gents to come to see them at their incalls so I say it goes both ways.

Ladies don't put gents in harms way either...

Thanks Fancy for the heads up.....!

Well said bro.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by charcoal

As of the early Am today, ladies have been posting Ads for gents to come to see them at their incalls so I say it goes both ways.

Ladies don't put gents in harms way either...

Thanks Fancy for the heads up.....!

They may not have been aware that conditions were worsening. EVERYBODY stay home! Stay alert, aware, and informed. This is one of those rare occasions where TV, radio, and social media become invaluable.

Actually, I'm quite worried about my apartment on the north side. Hope my dragons can dog paddle. Save the Jameson! -- Fancy, from her phone as her regular Internet has gone out.

[Luvs2Purrr]

Doubt anyone will be getting any loving today. Unless you can easily walk.

[Oralist]

I would listen to the TV weather, except my power has been off since 3:00 AM. I did venture out to get coffee, since I can't make my own.

[Oralist]

Is anyone offering boat dates?

[Luvs2Purrr]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Is anyone offering boat dates?

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Is anyone offering boat dates?

Pontoon pussy?

I've heard that condoms can be blown up as emergency flotation devices.

My chihuahuas are making a Bark Ark just in case; they're strapping my size 12 flip flops together and gathering their chew sticks as oars.

[Guest020719]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Pontoon pussy? My chihuahuas are making a Bark Ark just in case

[Fancyinheels]

OMG... Have to save this photo! Thanks! Hahahahahahahaha...

[oilfieldscum]

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I know rainy days make us all frisky, but please, be safe and live to Hobby another time![/COLOR][/SIZE]

Big time...getting lots of requests as well. I don't care about driving in rain, however, I won't risk my car and it is also flooding by where I live (EaDo).

I remember back in 2008 when Ike hit. I had an in-call over in Montrose at the time. The power was completely out the following few days, but other than that, there wasn't any flooding. Everyone was home from work and I swear I pulled in some big business the 2-3 days following it, lols.

We didn't have any power at my in-call, but the gents didn't seem to mind, lols.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Oralist

Is anyone offering boat dates?

Naughty nautical theme,lols.