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Old 09-02-2015, 03:48 PM   #1
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Default Hobby aphorisms revisited. Perverted, twisted sayings!
We all know a "stitch in time saves sixty-nine" and obviously

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

Then there's my personal...

Old hobbyists never die, they just peter ou.

= = = = = =

Your challenge:

Take a common, or not so common, saying and recast it in hobby terms.

The clck and the calendar are ticking.
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Old 09-02-2015, 03:59 PM   #2
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the proof is in the pussy pudding
get off on your high horse
one on the hand is worth 2 in the bush
man up...and bend over
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Joke'em if they can't take a fuck...
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Joke'em if they can't take a fuck...
This should be my motto...
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Pussy: The Original One Size Fits All
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Hobbying: AKA Pay at the Pump
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You can have it for your sig. lol
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You catch more flies with honey but more guys with pussy
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If the shoe fits.....she should go barefoot anyway
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Old 09-02-2015, 07:33 PM   #13
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God Damn! Do you ever post anything not sexy?

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Hooker Golf: No penalties for extra strokes!

Also my Richard III sig line.
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Early to bed, early to rise means someone probably overdosed on Viagra.

I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to your death the right to stick it!

Something smells rotten ...

Shit or get off with some pot.
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