I was just thinking ....... shocker I know lol

[shayla84]

I hear alot of guys complain about providers and there excuses..

Phone died...
Lost phone...
Got lost...
sleeping
and more but what about the guys excuses.

Ok some of us are not dumb we know that you get a hold of other providers and who ever answers, has the best prices, or looks the best on a grading scale, you send lame excuses too.

Didnt see phone...
Wife came home....
Called into work....
Kids just got home....
Lost my wallet ....
got lost .....

If you get another provider to answer why not keep it real with the other providers I mean only respectful since the guys sadly complain about the girls ALL the time.

[JennsLolli]

In all fairness, we're running a business, they're paying customers.

Sure, the argument can be made that it's much more complex than that (and sure, it is) but providers have more of a responsibility when it comes to TCB. Or at least they ought to. And there will always be awesome, pleasure to work with clients and terrible, pain in the ass to work with clients (safety issues aside). It's like waiting tables, you can hate the asshole guy and his asshole family, but the good servers keep a smile until they walk into the kitchen and then they start cussing among one another about how they hate everyone always. Even if dude tips 25%, you can still hate him.

THAT being said...open communication about what makes for a great client vs a pain in the ass client are useful in co-ed so the boys can understand how to receive better service.

ALL THAT being said, I like you Shayla. You rock the business bit and have a reputation of skills that I wish to someday have. And I really don't want this to come off as bitchy by any means, because it ain't. Just a different way of looking at things. =)

[shayla84]

Totally understand and No I dont take this as bitchyness lol it takes alot to get under my skin that I would say that. And you made very good points, but me personally I dont like being led around and told your coming and then all the sudden after I have gotten ready and declined others for that time then you text me some bullshit. Regardless if I will like it or not its the mens choice to see who they want but dont lie, hold your balls up and say "I decided to go with another provider" and try to do that as soon as you can, because this is a business and I would like to not be wondering were you are, give me some time that I might be able to tell someone else someone cancled and I can see you. Since its My business I would not like to be fucked around and miss out, unless your actually fucking me around lol

Just something to think about when alot of guys complain about girls, Guys NCNS I think more then the girls do but we have to chalk that up IN OUR BUSINESS and lose money or what have you because they are the buyers. I think not, if you treat the business well the business will make sure your taken care of and happy.

[Toyz]

Shayla...

Lets have the first every eccie "Excuse Slam". We'll give a lame excuse we've heard from Hoogars and you counter with one you've heard from a John. Everyone can chime in...

I'll go first with the patent pending....

"Sorry Baby, my Granma Died"....

[shayla84]

went out to car to leave and my fucking tire was flat wont make it sorry catch you next time .....

[Toyz]

"My Toilet overflowed and flooded my incall from all the fucking condoms stuck in the drain"

[shayla84]

lmao ok give me a min to get a hold of my self from that one, coffee now in nasal passages lol

[shayla84]

Got lost maybe another time ...

[Toyz]

OK Shah, I have an important meeting early so need to crash for the night...so I'll go ahead and cover a few lame hoogar excuses for the night.

"I just got my period...Its such a myriad!
Baby Daddys bitchin'...talkin' 'bout a switchin'...I can't be hitchin' or help you wit yo twitchin'...
my car just died, my cell phones fried...I ain't got no ride, cause the mother fucker lied...
My landlord just called...my vibrator stalled...my clit is so damn tender from this constant being balled...
My cat ate a hat...where it sat...then it shat...now my room smells like a zoo, its true...we can't screw...
My Momma just arrived...my condoms took a dive...my kid is barely alive, that's no jive...
So you see we cannot fuck, nor suck...its just your tough luck...

[shayla84]

To great lol
Have sweet dreams

[harkontume]

Still my recent fav:


"Got pm later like 2 days later that someone stole her phone from inside the incall that she was at, in the 35 minute drive"


Although " I must have dozed off" is good too"

[dog soldier 4]

Not from a date. But from an employee.

"I can't come to work, I found a bomb on my moms car"

Would that cover being late or no show?

This really was his call to get off work.

Dog/4

[FS_ITC]

You are all just too cynical. I'm sure all these excuses were true. We are not being lied to, we've just become too jaded.

And I do believe that I'm so special that you came three times and that I'm the only man you'll be seeing today! ��

[RALPHEY BOY]

My all time favorite excuse was in 2002 or 2003..

I had seen her a few times. she had a limited schedule usually Sundays after 6pm. So we booked for 9pm. I get a call at her at 8:45pm saying " My parents just drove in from Waco unannounced at 9pm on a Sunday night"

[RALPHEY BOY]

Originally Posted by FS_ITC

You are all just too cynical. I'm sure all these excuses were true. We are not being lied to, we've just become too jaded.

And I do believe that I'm so special that you came three times and that I'm the only man you'll be seeing today! ��

kind of hard not to be cynical when:

1. my phone died or had problems: I have had cells phones for 20 years and maybe less than 5 times in those 20 years I had a problem
2. I get 1 flat tire about every two years. Providers get them every week
3. I do not have kids but Providers kids must be a sickly bunch
4. Providers on average have at least 3-4 Grandmothers who seem to die over and over..


Look just say "I need to cancel" that is it.... how fuking hard is that??