The Mystical Leauge of the Pussy Mafia

[Toyz]

The Pussy Mafia became a viable society during the 17th century. A few lonely Nuns tired of constantly pleasuring each other, decided that they wanted to take “holy sacrament” to a completely different level.
Where "kissing the O ring" became fashionable. And while all were in the declining years of their 5th decade, they knew that they could dress in their habbitery & resell their virginal fortitude many times over by stating their ages as 10 less than actual…men in lust can overlook a few lines on the face or crinkle butt cheeks if they think they are going to be the first ever…or first of the day…sometimes first of the hour….
Through the years since the Pussy Mafia has been mostly visible through this website http://granny-porn.org/ which helps to promote many of their annual getaways & fundraisers:
1). Camp Fuck-A-Nun
2). Dusty Pussy Marathon
3). That’s not fish your smelling bake sale
They have parlayed their skills into the mainstream media with a long running game show on PBS called
“So you want to fuck your grandma”? Sponsored by super maxi pads & Seal-That-Nasty-Gash vaginal glue.
PMS, as they’ve grown to be known (Pussy Mafia Society) struggles to keep their ranks full now-a-days as so many hold Ho’s are put out to pasture rather than recycled. They do have their niche audience however…mostly crusty old fuggers incapable of getting laid any other way or by any other Hoogar group.
One positive of the PMS is they no longer have to worry about Aunt Flow interrupting a good money making month. Menupause cures all of that, and when it fails hysterectomies claim the rest of the female parts as they flop around outside the vaginal walls like bright red hemmoroids lighting up the evening sky.
The Obama administration has provided 2 million in support funding to help keep these Hos working. For every trip to PMS land, our government deposits $20 in an offshore account in your name. So not only do you get to bang an ancient whore, but you get paid to do it! Would you want it any other way?

[Listener]

"Waiter I'll have one of whatever he's drinking. On second thought make that two!"

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Listener

"Waiter I'll have one of whatever he's drinking. On second thought make that two!"

"make that TWO Peets coffees waiter...STAT"...

A bit too flowery & eloquent for this audience Listener?

[Gentleman]

Wow...now I know what PMS REALLY is!

Thanks Toyz.

[cinnamonshark]

And Toyz comes through again.

[fun2come]

A good friend of mine sent me some of the tools they used:

Scroll down for the "ancient", err, Vintage Vibrators:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4944364.html

[Guest121917-1]

Stands up and gives toyz a round of applause. I need to learn something new today.....thanks babe.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Daddys Girl

Stands up and gives toyz a round of applause. I need to learn something new today.....thanks babe.

Thanks DG! Also for seeing it as its meant to be, just poking a little fun here and there. Some take this much too seriously...like Uncle Looking always says "Fucking is FUNdamental"

[Listener]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Thanks DG! Also for seeing it as its meant to be, just poking a little fun here and there. Some take this much too seriously...like Uncle Looking always says "Fucking is FUNdamental"

People seem to forget that forums like Coed are for entertainment.

How any alias can really take anything seriously coming from another alias baffles me.

Shaking one's head at a comment sure but getting butt hurt over opinions coming from someone possibly sitting there in adult diapers and hair curlers?

I usually wear my rubber chicken suit when I post. Keeps things in perspective.

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

[QUOTE= I usually wear my rubber chicken suit when I post. Keeps things in perspective.[/QUOTE]

This I HAVE to see