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Old 07-19-2011, 11:47 PM   #1
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My nookie days are over,
>> My pilot light is out,
>> What used to be my sex appeal,
>> Is now my water spout.
>>
>> Time was when, on its own accord,
>> From my trousers it would spring,
>> But now I've got a full-time job,
>> To find the blasted thing.
>>
>> It used to be embarrassing,
>> the way it would behave,
>> For every single morning,
>> it would stand and watch me shave.
>>
>> Now as old age approaches,
>> it sure gives me the blues,
>> To see it hang its little head,
>> And watch me tie my shoes!
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:41 AM   #2
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LOL Bad Husband!!You sure it's not about you? lol
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:32 AM   #3
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But thanks to my Urologist
And my neighborhood drug store
The sagging has sprung back to life
I can now hobby more.



Even us old guys like a "happy ending".
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:01 PM   #4
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I'm Positive! Wanna see?

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