Apple does it again!

[Magnetron]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[Fast Gunn]

I think you're thinking about the iPad, not the iTit, but you did get the price range right.



There are no breasts involved with it, but you can probably watch some porn in a pinch!

[ftwranchman]

Originally Posted by Magnetron

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I'm more inclined to buy the iTit than the iPad.

[BigBudha]

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

I think you're thinking about the iPad, not the iTit, but you did get the price range right.



There are no breasts involved with it, but you can probably watch some porn in a pinch!

He's referring to an old iTit, iBoob, etc. joke that's been around a while.

iPad ain't all that. No multitasking, no Flash software (so much for browsing), 4:3 screen (I believe), closed app system that'll only run apps from the apple app store, you're pretty much stuck w/ ATT for 3G service, all the maxiPad jokes, etc., etc........No thanks.

[nebtex1]

TFF ... LOL

at first I thought this was going to be a iPad promo BS ...