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				 The Itch 
 
			
			The Itch
 Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the
 
 Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen, but knew that the penalty for his
 
 
 desire would be death should he try to touch them, however, he had to try.
 
 One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
 
 
 
 Physician, the King's chief doctor.
 
 Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more
 
 
 
 than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
 
 
 
 
 Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
 
 The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit
 
 into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
 
 Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.. Upon being
 
 
 summoned to the Royal Chambers to address her discomfort, Horatio informed
 
 
 the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
 
 would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
 
 
 of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
 
 The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.
 
 Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put
 
 
 into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
 
 Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The
 
 
 Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
 
 Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of
 
 
 1,000 gold coins.
 
 With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing
 
 that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told
 
 
 him to get lost.
 
 The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into
 
 
 the King's underwear.
 
 The King immediately summoned Nick.
 
 The moral of the story... Pay your bills.
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