Pre and Post Session Rituals

[FunMonday]

As a spin off to the "How does a provider feel" thread I'm curious about rituals, precautions and habits we develop before and after a session?

On my way to a session I find myself writing down the location, room number, phone number and then deleting all emails and texts from the provider. Obviously I shit, shower and shave but I don't wear underwear (for all other events I do).

If the session was great I don't want to shower right away. I kinda like the post sex smell and messy feeling. Then I must have a burger. A really greasy one from the mom and pop burger joints.

It's become a very distinct pattern. Otherwise, I eat healthy and wear boxers.

[Muscleup]

Humm, mine is pretty simple.

[Guest021817-2]

Some of you fucktards don't get out much.....

[FunMonday]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Some of you fucktards don't get out much.....

You never really know do you?

[Gbfsl]

Pre session pretty routine....shower, shave (including my balls and ass), select underwear for the meeting (the ladies I have seen will understand this statement).

Post session occurs that evening. I sit on my patio with a nice glass of cognac and a good cigar and feel like I am on top of the world. Great sex and a good cigar. It doesn't get much better than that.

On a few occasions I take a cigar with me to the session. We use it as a dildo during our play. Getting it saturated with those wonderful juices. Then when I am smoking it that evening I get the added thrill of remembering where it had been just a few hours prior to now going in my mouth again.

Okay, now I'm horny!

[e0776m]

Only time I am commando is when I go to strip clubs, I see no reason that underwear is in the way when visiting a provider. Otherwise same as your pregame and shaving the pubs. After, I eat something...anything.

[micktoz]

Pre ritual, Shit, shower, shave and double count Benjamin's. Then hydrate.

Post ritual...... Must eat ASAP.