Is it penis ADD or something else?

[Claire She Blows]

So, I've had potential clients inquire, some go so far as to schedule a session with me, then have to cancel for whatever reason. These are usually out-of-towners, by the way. They say something like, "next time I'm in town, we'll definitely get together!" Shit happens, I get it. Meetings run long, etc.

But then a couple of months go by and that same guy will post a review of someone else. Wait, what?!

So, is it penis ADD - "look! Something shiny!"

Or did they have time to read my posts and think, "well, she seems to be an opinionated cunt!" and decide on someone less vocal?

If someone thinks I'm too vocal on here, or that I'm really a cunt in person, then I could give less than a fuck. If you're dumb enough to not get my sense of humor, then I don't want to see you anyway. It's a hooker board - lighten the fuck up.

My question is more for the guys with penis ADD. In the two months since we talked, did something shiny catch your attention (a new review) and Claire fell by the wayside? And what can I do to bring you back around? Is it because a month has gone by and I haven't checked in? Seriously, inquiring minds want to know!

[Fletchlives]

Claire I will be the first to admit that I am guilty of Penis ADD. Variety is part of the allure of this hobby. While I know first hand about the kind of experience you provide, it has been quite awhile since I have been to see you. I know I have told you that I plan to come see you and hell I even tell myself. But then someone catches my eye, could be a review, ad or even a random past and I will pull the trigger. Then I find myself without time/funds. I will say that you are 1 of 3 ladies with whom I am a repeat offender. With all of the talk of flakey providers that occurs on the board, my guess is there are plenty of flakey hobbyists too. Something we all have to deal with from time to time.

[Claire She Blows]

Fletch has penis ADD, lol. That's ok - I still luv ya!

Yep, I get that variety is one of the most important factors for most hobbyists. And that's all well and good if you've actually seen me once. But for the guys who haven't seen me yet: I'm part of the available variety, dammit! Lol

[Toyz]

I think you hit it on the nose with "she's an opinionated cunt"

(A disclaimer since I haven't been around awhile I am just joking with Claire).

PROBABLE answer is shiny object... scheduling too far in advance is usually a killer.

[David.Douchehurst]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

But for the guys who haven't seen me yet: I'm part of the available variety, dammit! Lol

Don't matter sugar-slit. It ain't ADD. It's a short mem'ry. It's all 'bout tha Hoogar 24-hour news cycle. If it ain't breakin' news, it's not news. Tha pecker's brain only cares 'bout tha hard-on they got frum tha review or tha nasty talk/pitchers in tha ad they jus' read. A real hard-leg prolly ain't even readin tha Coed forum.

[Fratelli]

Whatever the cause, it seems to affect both sexes. Plenty of girls post ads then don't respond to PMs or emails.

Recently, a lady cancelled a session on the morning of because she was under the weather. No problem, it happens. She asks if we can reschedule for later that week or the following week. I respond with a couple of options. No reply. I email her again a couple of days later with a couple more options. Crickets. Meanwhile she is running ads, looking for business. I guess just not mine!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Toyz

I think you hit it on the nose with "she's an opinionated cunt"

(A disclaimer since I haven't been around awhile I am just joking with Claire).

Lol! I love it!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Fratelli

Whatever the cause, it seems to affect both sexes. Plenty of girls post ads then don't respond to PMs or emails.

Recently, a lady cancelled a session on the morning of because she was under the weather. No problem, it happens. She asks if we can reschedule for later that week or the following week. I respond with a couple of options. No reply. I email her again a couple of days later with a couple more options. Crickets. Meanwhile she is running ads, looking for business. I guess just not mine!

Not every girl has great TCB apparently. I'm sorry that happened to you

[Still Looking]

I bought a Sybian and just stay home now!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I bought a Sybian and just stay home now!

Did you get the finger attachment? I've been told that it feels wonderful on the prostate

[Toyz]

SL post pictures of u on he sybian
sybian or it never happened. Also did I give your self a T-shirt?

[johnny punk guy]

I prefer opinionated cunts! As a matter of fact I have been known to send badly written drunk poetry to ladies because I like their attitude. And I agree people who can't take a joke should look at this funny place we've ended up. I gaze into my crystal balls and the future says " get to a Dr. Your balls are made of crystal."

So.....

Johnny

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by johnny punk guy

I prefer opinionated cunts! As a matter of fact I have been known to send badly written drunk poetry to ladies because I like their attitude. And I agree people who can't take a joke should look at this funny place we've ended up. I gaze into my crystal balls and the future says " get to a Dr. Your balls are made of crystal."

So.....

Johnny

I can't get the pic to paste, dammit. The one with Zach galifinakis (or however the hell you spell his name!) in the bathtub: I don't know why people find drunk texts annoying - you're the person they're thinking of when their brain isn't functioning properly.

[johnny punk guy]

Are you accusing me of having a properly functioning brain

[g1102]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I bought a Sybian and just stay home now!

You can not just use the rotate knob. You have to use vibrate as well. It is more effective than water boarding. At least that is what the guys at Gitmo tell me....I would not really know! See quote 2