How Sex Could Save The Airlines

[lips in the hills]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place....



Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Rob Ford
Toronto Manager

[The Alpha]

I see a new calling for Slave G and myself! I would rename us the "Dream Attendants."

Slave....we are going to need to shop for yet another uniform!

[CookieMonstrito]

Alpha210 and Slave G, You should get your "uniforms" for at least a 50% discount since they will be "half off" or perhaps more!

[The Alpha]

I can just imagine the possibilities....We will need a new section on Eccie for the MILE HIGH CLUB!

[ski-hog]

I would definitely up grade to first class

[a10bomb]

The hell with southwest and delta I wanna fly the Alpha Slave skies!!!

Instead of "You'll love the way we fly" your slogan can be "You'll love the way we ride"

LOL!!!

[SunsetCowboy]

[Slave Guinevere]

LOL..

GOOD LORD!! I leave SA for 2 days and Alpha, my PARTNER IN CRIME, goes to CAREER DAY!!

Tell me Sweetheart… Is BLUE our only COLOR OPTION? I am rather fond of PINK or RED…

I would also like for someone to go over our BENEFITS PACKAGE in GREAT DETAIL… CLOTHING OPTIONAL…

Your adventurous slave,

Guinevere

P.S.

I am a little concerned about serving HOT BEVERAGES while TOPLESS!! The TWINS are SENSITIVE!!

[Slave Guinevere]

LOL…

Someone needs to design a dainty little tattoo with an Omega sign, hand cuffs and the words "YOU'LL LOVE THE WAY WE RIDE" encircling it…

Now, all we have to do is decide where we should put it…

Any suggestions?

Your ink loving slave,

Guinevere

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

LOL…

Someone needs to design a dainty little tattoo with an Omega sign, hand cuffs and the words "YOU'LL LOVE THE WAY WE RIDE" encircling it…

Now, all we have to do is decide where we should put it…

Any suggestions?

Your ink loving slave,

Guinevere

SG

My suggestion would be to put it in that one little spot that you can never get to tan LOL!! IJS

[Slave Guinevere]

LOL…

This is a GREAT THREAD!! I don't know about everyone else but I needed something FUNNY after all of the DRAMA with GFX!!!

What better way to RELAX than to daydream about HALF NAKED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?!?

So, will there be any HALF NAKED MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?

Hopefully, this airline does not DISCRIMINATE…

Your amused slave,

Guinevere

[Slave Guinevere]

OMG!! That is TOO FUNNY!!

That damn BIRTHMARK on the top of my TUSHIE drives me NUTS!! LOL…

You don't think that will take away from my CELTIC KNOT TRAMP STAMP?

Your detail oriented slave,

Guinevere

[SweetCara]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

LOL…

This is a GREAT THREAD!! I don't know about everyone else but I needed something FUNNY after all of the DRAMA with GFX!!!

What better way to RELAX than to daydream about HALF NAKED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?!?

So, will there be any HALF NAKED MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?

Hopefully, this airline does not DISCRIMINATE…

Your amused slave,

Guinevere

AH! You beat me to it you sexy little thing you!
I was going to ask about having half naked male flight attendants also.
But I was also going to say, I am TERRIFIED of flying. Never been in the air on ANYTHING. The most "flying" I've ever done was jumping off 20 to 30 foot cliffs into a lake. And someone had to either push me or bribe me to even do that! However, if there were naked women (or men) on airlines, you can bet your sweet ass I'll be the first one in line!!

I also have another concern. There are still the "families" that fly. So you would definitely have to make this either a whole new class or replace one of the classes already on airlines with this "service".

[lips in the hills]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

LOL…

This is a GREAT THREAD!! I don't know about everyone else but I needed something FUNNY after all of the DRAMA with GFX!!!

What better way to RELAX than to daydream about HALF NAKED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?!?

So, will there be any HALF NAKED MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?

Hopefully, this airline does not DISCRIMINATE…

Your amused slave,

Guinevere

Thank You I thought it was funny!

[Slave Guinevere]

Hmm…

Sweet Cara you raise some VERY INTERESTING and VALID POINTS!! I would like to NOMINATE "SOFAKINGFUN" AS OUR DUCHESS OF PROTOCOL:





Under his GUIDANCE and TUTELAGE I AM sure that we can become a SUCCESS!!

So Sweetheart… What COLOR of UNIFORM would you like to WEAR?

Your recruiting slave,

Guinevere

P.S.

Cheerleaders… Flight Attendants… IS THERE ANYTHING HOOKERS CAN'T DO??