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Old 09-07-2013, 09:29 AM   #1
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Default The Real ROS

I know you ladies have no access to ROS in reviews but I am sure you have heard rumors from time to time about their contents.
I must say when I first started reading them, I was surprised at how many male porn starts are here on ECCIE paying women to have sex when they are not working. Ron Jeremy would be in awe of the exploits of some of these guys. And I had no idea there were so many multi-orgasmic women here either. 5 O’s in 30minutes?? Really? WOW!!
But then I began to wonder. How truthful are these stories of ultimate male prowess? So, after minutes of research, I have found the truth. Based on my extensive questioning of our studs here I have found the real ROS. Below is what really happens in the majority of sessions:

The Real Rest of the Story:
I showed up, she was HOT. Of course any woman who lets me fuck her, even for money, is hot to me! I dropped my pants, suited up and banged away for my normal 2 ½ minutes. After I came, she looked up from her phone and said” Oh baby! That was the best ever. Can you change the sheets and then let yourself out? I have another appointment waiting. Thanks”

So ladies, there you go. The real ROS. Guys,hurry up and get your PA so you too can be in awe of the stud muffins we have among us
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:05 AM   #2
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You mean you don't get the donation back because you were that good?

My SO used to get 5 or more O's in less than 30 minutes. I wish I could attribute that to my superior love making skills, but an emotional attachment helps and carries on long after the sex drive has run is course and age collects its tolls.

I am amazed at how many have big dicks as if that is why we read the ROS. If the ladies don't have access, why the f\/@k do we guys care?
There must be other boards for guys of that persuation.
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:23 AM   #3
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There you go! OBSG, you must be the one that outed Shep (pics included)
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:17 AM   #4
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I get a laugh out of most of the reviews and the unintended humor they provide. The amount of fantastic ego self-boosting exploits accomplished by some hobbyists in even 30 minutes are works of creative fiction that any porn rag publisher would be proud to print.

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Old 09-07-2013, 11:39 AM   #5
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I wish the ladies could write ROSs on us. Now that would be fun to read. I know I'm no super stud, I just hope to be clean, nice polite, and some fun in the sack.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #6
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]I know you ladies have no access to ROS in reviews
That's the first mistake of this post. Won't go into the other mistakes. Ladies most definitely do have access to ROS in reviews...just not through acceptable means by the management's definition of acceptable.
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:01 PM   #7
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Yes... some of the ladies use loyal white knight's to forward that ROS info. Sometimes they just create and login with their own fake male profiles to:

1) write their own glowing reviews
2) read ROS on themselves from other hobbyists
3) slam other providers
4) promote the providers who cooperate/operate in their stable
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Old 09-07-2013, 12:36 PM   #8
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OMG, Really? Sigh, sarcasm is so hard for some to get....

Please, by all means, point out the rest of my mistakes. I did try to use Mono-syllabic words when I could. And don't feel bad if 2 1/2 minutes is longer than normal for some.

Oh, and as asked above what IS the ladies version of "The Real Real Of the Story"? Feel free to PM me it to post if you don't want to make it public. Some guys here clearly have no sense of humor.

Gads, I should have added thsi disclamier in the first post
This is a humor thread using self-debasement, sarcasim, irony, and symbology to illustrate a point. I already pointed out some of the sarcasm. I will leave it to the reader to figure out the rest.
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That's the first mistake of this post. Won't go into the other mistakes. Ladies most definitely do have access to ROS in reviews...just not through acceptable means by the management's definition of acceptable.
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Old 09-07-2013, 05:01 PM   #9
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sorry OBSG there are always exceptions to the norm. Two years back with an ATF when both of us were celebrating personal victories, been visiting for 2 years, in an hour and 10 mins, 5 for her and 8 for me. true, we virtually crawled to the shower and devoured T-bones at lunch. My rule taught by my Grandfather: never say never. When I read reviews I look at fee paid, and activities and the ROS . I agree that some ROS seems "padded" particularly when the fee paid is less than advertised. YMMV.
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:07 PM   #10
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I never even open a review if the dude puts his own name in the title.

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Old 09-07-2013, 07:38 PM   #11
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OBSG, you are just projecting. The fact is that everybody else here
  • Has a washboard stomach
  • is hung like a horse
  • can lick their eyebrows with their tongue
  • cums in quarts

In my case, providers usually have their first "o" when they open the door, a second when I take my shirt off, a third when I remove my pants, several during our 46 minutes of passionate sex and they always "o' when they count the money.

So you see, it is not unusual for them to have 6 or more "o"s. It can get pretty messy.
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Old 09-07-2013, 08:43 PM   #12
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Wow yourself. I am very impressed!
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:55 PM   #13
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OBSG, you're right about sarcasm. It's quite a lost art. You might as well be speaking French.
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:02 PM   #14
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OBSG, you're right about sarcasm. It's quite a lost art. You might as well be speaking French.

Hmm, are you being sarcastic about my sarcasm? Êtes-vous être sarcastique?
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Old 09-07-2013, 11:10 PM   #15
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pas du tout.
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