Bar fantasy....

[Kfun12]

So I'm at the local pub and notice not one, but two waitresses that I wish were providers. I would love to get to know them better. Anyone ever had that convo? Lol.

[Loxly]

More skill than I have. Was always lousey at pick-up lines, even innocent ones. Best to consult with the masters of trolling for talent. I CAN tell you that saying something like...

"Ya know you could make more money on your back than on your feet"

will probably earn you a thumping.

[Kfun12]

Well, I kept my mouth shut. What's the old saying? Better for them (and everyone else) to think I'm a fool, rather than open my mouth and remove all doubt.

[Iron Butterfly]

Best thing to do is flirt with the lovely you see out and about, then come here and book one that best resembles that lady and have your way with her. Easy as pie!

IB

[TerraFirma]

Dealing with civilians, at least for me, is bad news...period. The closest I have gotten to your fantasy is to explain the hobby to a stripper after enjoying a good conversation and drinks with her. You have to feel her out first (obviously) but if she seems amenable, it's not a bad tactic. I have had good responses from about the five or so who I've tried this with. Although I have yet to get one BCD, I have never had a drink thrown in my face and am still in contact with a couple of them. It's a high yield demographic given their predilection for trading sex (in a way) for money and if you gain their trust, you could see good results. On your end, you already know they are hot and can hold a convo, two big unknowns we deal with on this site.

[Michael_Loomis]

My niece and her husband own a lounge and there I was last night the little waitress they have is the cutest hot little thing ever, braces, spinner around 19. If she was a provider she would knock everyones socks off and i wish she was.

So it's after hours and her shift is over and she's sitting with us having a drink. She's talking about wanting to go to a nude beach because she wants to feel the warm sun on her naked body and says "shake my tits like this", proceeds to shake them in my direction. Then she states how horny she is and that she's probably going to go home and use the dildo on herself. And I'm just sitting there playing on my phone nervously like a dumbass, when at that very moment, i have a nice hotel room, a pool, a fridge full of booze and a dick that i could offer this girl.

Needless to say, two other incredible hot young gals came and picked her up to which she exclaimed "Threesome" when she saw them. She rode off and I went home and jerked off.

[Iron Butterfly]

Maybe she is a provider, you just did not have your special glasses on and could not tell. There should be a universal password that you could say to a civilian and she would respond accordingly is she was a part of wonderland.

IB

[Bloated Love Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Michael_Loomis

My niece and her husband own a lounge and there I was last night the little waitress they have is the cutest hot little thing ever, braces, spinner around 19. If she was a provider she would knock everyones socks off and i wish she was.

So it's after hours and her shift is over and she's sitting with us having a drink. She's talking about wanting to go to a nude beach because she wants to feel the warm sun on her naked body and says "shake my tits like this", proceeds to shake them in my direction. Then she states how horny she is and that she's probably going to go home and use the dildo on herself. And I'm just sitting there playing on my phone nervously like a dumbass, when at that very moment, i have a nice hotel room, a pool, a fridge full of booze and a dick that i could offer this girl.

Needless to say, two other incredible hot young gals came and picked her up to which she exclaimed "Threesome" when she saw them. She rode off and I went home and jerked off.

Should have asked if she has ever considered doing it. At least should have seen if they were interested in partying at the hotel.

"He who hesitates, MASTUBATES".

[Michael_Loomis]

Yep. One simple sentence. "I got booze and a pool back at the hotel, wanna hang out?"

Snooze/lose

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Kfun12

So I'm at the local pub and notice not one, but two waitresses that I wish were providers. I would love to get to know them better. Anyone ever had that convo? Lol.

Happens to me all the time since I started the Hobby. Never had that convo, but I am so ready for it !!!

Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Best thing to do is flirt with the lovely you see out and about, then come here and book one that best resembles that lady and have your way with her. Easy as pie!

IB

Looking for Avril Lavigne type... any suggestions???

[Kanyon]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Looking for Avril Lavigne type... any suggestions???

+1

[lolboat]

i read somewhere at one of those "breastaurants" that when girls get propositioned for sex they tell their managers then go call the police

you need to be pretty damn sure of yourself to pull this off