Madison

[misterbig9.5]

Hey guys I got a call from her today and she said if I wanted to see her she would be working this weekend in the afternoon. Said it mite be the last time for awhile. Just wanted to pass it on if you been trying or haven't seen her yet!! MB

[Guest070916]

Thanks for the 'helpful' info MB.....was wondering about that delightful chocolate dish.

Just hope this doesn't wind up getting you thrown into the Pseudo Pimpin' lounge act by the guardians of the board.....LOL

That Pseudo Pimpin' will become the ATF thread here and will be surprised if it doesn't hit 100 pages.....

[Guest072323]

Well...............
I can give you some information as well.
But I'd hate like hell if I was called a pimp for passing on the info.
I happened to be at a strip club.
Madison happened to arrive at that same strip club.
I happened to be drinking with a couple of friends that post on this site.
Madison happened to see us and she stopped over.
Kim the bartender happened to stop by our table and I happened to ask Madison if she would like a drink.
Madison happened to say yes.
Kim happened to bring me a beer and Kim also happened to bring Madison a Moscato.
I happened to pay for both of the drinks.
We all happened to enjoy all of the drinks we had.
Then we all happened to have a nice conversation and lots of laughs and giggles.
I wanted to see Madison regarding a personal matter,
But Madison happened to have plans that involved Chicken Wings.
I asked Madison if she might be available to help me out with my personal request sometime next week.
She said she might be able to help me.... and the chances were better than if we left this up to happenstance.
We agreed to let things evolve.... and whatever may happen may happen.
It occurred to me that should we happen upon each other in the near future.... we might in fact have a wonderful time.
It then occurred to me that if I reported such an encounter.... someone might happen to call me a "helper", "WK", Pimp or worse.
Can someone help me out and give me a way to let all of the hobtards, modtards, fucktards, hooktards, and hopefulforinfotards that Madison is in town..... without of course "pimping for her"??

Of course.... it probably took me too long to write this that she has now left to return to Rochester.
I guess stuff.................... "happens"

[Guest070916]

Paul, you sly devil you...
As GWB once said:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

While what you posted IS NOT pimping per se....it sure is a clear cut, rock solid, concrete case of classic Pseudo Pimpin'.....LOL

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Celso

Paul, you sly devil you...
As GWB once said:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

While what you posted IS NOT pimping per se....it sure is a clear cut, rock solid, concrete case of classic Pseudo Pimpin'.....LOL

CELL SO.
You crack me up!!!!
Oh yeah.... I'd never "pimp".... but "Pseudo Pimpin"??????
Seems like that is why we are all here.

I'm gonna end up getting drunk and nasty before the end of the night.
Not sure who I'm gonna bash or what I'm gonna say..............
but it's gonna get ugly..................
unless I get "happy drunk".
Or "pass out".
I count you among one of my many friends here.
Not sure that I wanna deal with some of the others.
Just my 2 cents.

[Tiger]

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Well...............
I can give you some information as well.
But I'd hate like hell if I was called a pimp for passing on the info.
I happened to be at a strip club.
Madison happened to arrive at that same strip club.
I happened to be drinking with a couple of friends that post on this site.
Madison happened to see us and she stopped over.
Kim the bartender happened to stop by our table and I happened to ask Madison if she would like a drink.
Madison happened to say yes.
Kim happened to bring me a beer and Kim also happened to bring Madison a Moscato.
I happened to pay for both of the drinks.
We all happened to enjoy all of the drinks we had.
Then we all happened to have a nice conversation and lots of laughs and giggles.
I wanted to see Madison regarding a personal matter,
But Madison happened to have plans that involved Chicken Wings.
I asked Madison if she might be available to help me out with my personal request sometime next week.
She said she might be able to help me.... and the chances were better than if we left this up to happenstance.
We agreed to let things evolve.... and whatever may happen may happen.
It occurred to me that should we happen upon each other in the near future.... we might in fact have a wonderful time.
It then occurred to me that if I reported such an encounter.... someone might happen to call me a "helper", "WK", Pimp or worse.
Can someone help me out and give me a way to let all of the hobtards, modtards, fucktards, hooktards, and hopefulforinfotards that Madison is in town..... without of course "pimping for her"??

Of course.... it probably took me too long to write this that she has now left to return to Rochester.
I guess stuff.................... "happens"

If she didn't get back here by the time you finished writing this - I'm pretty sure she made it back by the time I read it! lol.

Paul... I do hope good stuff happens for you in the next week.

play hard and have fun.

[misterbig9.5]

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

CELL SO.
You crack me up!!!!
Oh yeah.... I'd never "pimp".... but "Pseudo Pimpin"??????
Seems like that is why we are all here.

I'm gonna end up getting drunk and nasty before the end of the night.
Not sure who I'm gonna bash or what I'm gonna say..............
but it's gonna get ugly..................
unless I get "happy drunk".
Or "pass out".
I count you among one of my many friends here.
Not sure that I wanna deal with some of the others.
Just my 2 cents.

Well guys I don't pimp I just enjoy them from time to time. And if I can help them out I will. But just remember I pay every time, can't be a pimp if you pay. We all know she is a hit and miss, so if I can help a few hit then i happy!!

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by misterbig9.5

Well guys I don't pimp I just enjoy them from time to time. And if I can help them out I will. But just remember I pay every time, can't be a pimp if you pay. We all know she is a hit and miss, so if I can help a few hit then i happy!!

Exactly Mr. Big.
But in other threads on this board................
Unsubstantiated accusations are flying around.

Madison looked great...............
I didn't have enough cash on me to set up an appointment.
I had had too much to drink to enjoy myself even if I could have found an ATM.
To her credit............... Madison gave me her number and promised to text me the next time she is in town.

Pity that I can't post that number................
Pity that I can't even let this board know the next time she texts me and give the board a heads up.............. as THAT would be Pseudo Pimpin.
I guess we'll just have to share her amongst ourselves..................
Kind of sucks for some of the guys here..................
One of the GOB's endorsed her............ so I am prohibited from divulging further information............... but she fuckin rocks............. and she rocks even better when she does a duo with Natasha Red. And I guess I can't report on my activities with NR.... because she has been a guest speaker at a GOBC.
I guess that is against protocol too.
I'll post on gobcdotcom and report further on the gobccccnewsletter.
That takes care of "us" guys anyways.
That's kool............... correct????

[Tiger]

Hey Paul, I know a couple places where you can get a secret decoder ring made up.
It would go well with the website and newsletter!
Now all you need is a gobc limo service to drive yer drunk ass around to the next SC!


Just so we're clear.... I'm kidding with you!

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Tiger

Now all you need is a gobc limo service to drive yer drunk ass around to the next SC!!

Please don't kid about things as serious as a limo service.

Would the limo service NEED to know "exactly" where I HAPPENED to live????

[Tiger]

lol. I think the drive would be smart enough to pick up peoples on the street corners... or maybe just use the bus stops. (we must protect your anonymity!) Though you do strike a resemblence to Penn Jillette!

[Guest072323]

Originally Posted by Tiger

lol. Though you do strike a resemblence to Penn Jillette!

I am MUCH scarier than this "Penn Gillette" guy that you reference when I am pissed off.

I have resigned myself to being banned from this board in the very near future.
I'm just a guy that speaks my mind....
The mods pretty much leave me be..................
BUT I am pissed as hell that I have been accused of being a pimp................
and gasp...................
even worse.....................
a Pseudo Pimp.\

I'm a good ol boy who likes drinkin beer with other beer drinkin buds.
All of a fuckin sudden........................ .....
That seems to be a fuckin crime.
If I wanted someone fuckin with me about my drinkin and fuckin habits..............
I'd get fuckin married again.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Nope.
I'd never get fuckin married again.
I'm smart enough to never get fuckin married again.
Now............... it's time to learn if I can get by without being a member of this board....
I know I can do it for a month....,.
Maybe I'll try July.
It will be interesting to me to see what happens.
Fuck all you fuckers if I do or do not return.
Had to get that shot in...........................

[misterbig9.5]

Paul what ever happens it been real reading all your stuff. I'm a rochester guy and wished I could get to one of your get together's in buffalo. Take care and don't take some of thees guys to serious. Keep having fun and when I see Madison tomorrow I will tell you said hi. MB

[offshoredrilling]

can yo say hi to XY for me 9.5

[pyramider]

SO is Paul XY or Z?